So I've started wearing boxing gloves while I vacuum.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Iβm giving away a pair of gloves that donβt fit me anymore.
Can somebody come take them off my hands?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I always keep an extra pair of gloves with me in the winter
Theyβre just a good thing to have on-hand
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︎ Feb 23 2021
I'm planning to implement a new weight-loss method that will require people to wear winter gloves making it harder for them to eat.
I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What did the tennis player say when given the wrong glove?
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︎ Feb 06 2021
I suspect my friend stole one of my gloves.
He definitely had a hand in it.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket..
They lied, everyone else had their clothes on
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︎ Mar 23 2020
I am convinced that my friend helped someone steal one of my gloves.
He definitely had a hand in it.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Well. After many years I have decided to change my gamer tag to glove.
I just think itβs catchy.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
I have way too many gloves
If anyone wants them, you're welcome to take them off my hands
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︎ Sep 18 2020
I invented gloves.
Okay, I'm lying, but at least I had a hand in it.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
My boss told me to wear rubber gloves while dealing with customers this week. I told him βFuck that.β
Iβm doing these prostate exams my way.
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Why did the witch wear latex gloves when she cast a spell?
She wanted to practice safe hex.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
I want to play tennis, but my tennis glove is torn.
I guess Iβll have to settle for bad mitten.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Went to the grocery store today. They told me gloves and a mask would be enough...
They LIED. Everybody else had clothes on!
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Found this glove zip tied to the stop sign across from my house.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
I bought these textured gloves earlier but got a tiny bit of blue paint on them
Guess you could say Iβm feeling a little blue
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︎ Jun 27 2020
I was going grocery shopping this morning. They told me latex gloves and a face mask was enough. So i go in the store and what do i see?
The others are still wearing a t-shirt and pants!
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︎ May 01 2020
Just got back from the grocery store they said all you need is gloves and a mask- they lied
everyone else was wearing clothes
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︎ Mar 30 2020
What I like about glove jokes
Is that they always come in handy
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︎ Jun 06 2020
A man walks into a doctors office. βWhat seems to be the problem?β Asks the doc. βItβs... um... well... i have five penises.β Replies the man. βBlimey!β Says the doctor, βhow do your trousers fit?β βLike a glove.β
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Have exposure to COVID19 caused you to wear masks and gloves?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation
-Not OC-
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Glove is all you need
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Glove at first sight.
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︎ Mar 14 2018
I read that a mask and gloves were appropriate ppe for going out to the grocery store.
Well that is total bs, everyone else had clothes on too.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I bought two left hand gloves
On one hand it feels great, on the other hand, not so much
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︎ Apr 04 2019
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
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︎ Oct 05 2019
If I get a message on my phone after midnight I always assume it's about disposable gloves
because it's a late-text (latex)
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︎ Dec 14 2019
There were a lot of complaints about gloves not fitting.
It was really getting out of hand.
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︎ Oct 10 2019
If you're meeting your girlfriend's parents for the first time, always wear a bright long-sleeved shirt, gloves and shorts.
You want them to think you're a keeper.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
I was out at Harbor Freight today with my dad getting gloves for welding, he said they fit perfect.
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︎ Sep 01 2019
What glove size does a psychic wear?
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︎ Apr 13 2019
My daughter brought her boyfriend over the over day when all of a sudden, a pair of goalie gloves fell out of his bag. It was this moment that I knew.
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︎ Jun 23 2018
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︎ Mar 28 2019
In really cold weather climates, it's always a good idea to have an extra set of gloves on hand
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︎ May 28 2019
I know this one guy who builds special gloves for people who want to carry weapons.
I guess you could say that he's a blacksmitten.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
I stopped making gloves because I couldnβt handle it
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︎ May 29 2019
My son collects baseball memorabilia, so I got him a vintage Yogi Berra glove for his birthday.
He thought it was fake, but I assured him it's legit a mitt.
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︎ Jan 07 2019
What does a golden gloves lawyer write?
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︎ Mar 01 2019
I asked my buddy if he could hit up the boss for some gloves for me
But my buddy told me to grow a pair
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︎ Jun 14 2018
Got some new gloves for christmas
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︎ Dec 29 2017
I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on
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︎ Aug 11 2020
They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket
They lied, everyone else has clothes on
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︎ May 08 2020
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
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︎ Oct 04 2019
I lost one of my gloves so now I only have a left...
Which is good on one hand.
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