So I've started wearing boxing gloves while I vacuum.

Just call me Dyson Fury.

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👤︎ u/OliPark
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My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...

We are going through a Rocky patch!

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📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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If dad jokes could wear boxing gloves, this would be the knock out punch.

http://imgur.com/gallery/slx5NK3/new

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Below the waste...
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And why do elephants carry everything with their truck?

Because they don't have a glove box.

I'll be here all night. Please tip your waiter on your way out.

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👤︎ u/Dently
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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accidental dad joke

I threw a light bulb in the glove compartment of my car, because it had burnt out at work, i'd swapped it, and put it in my pocket. I had put a black X on it in sharpie to mark it as bad. Some months later, someone was digging and found it. He asked me why i left it in the glove box, and i told him "yeah, i guess that's a bad idea." He slapped me at the next red light.

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👤︎ u/gamman500
📅︎ Nov 19 2014
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Today at the zoo

>Dad: Why do elephants have trunks?

>Me: I don't know, why?

>Dad: Because they would look strange with a glove box.

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👤︎ u/DaGeek247
📅︎ May 07 2014
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I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on

They call me Dyson Fury

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👤︎ u/Barderz
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...

We are going through a Rocky patch!

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