So I've started wearing boxing gloves while I vacuum.
What did that hat say to the gloves?
You guys can stay here, I'm gonna go on ahead.
My wife always criticizes me for wearing mittens instead of gloves in the winter.
But I don’t like to point fingers.
I’m giving away a pair of gloves that don’t fit me anymore.
Can somebody come take them off my hands?
I always keep an extra pair of gloves with me in the winter
They’re just a good thing to have on-hand
I'm planning to implement a new weight-loss method that will require people to wear winter gloves making it harder for them to eat.
I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".
What did the tennis player say when given the wrong glove?
They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket..
They lied, everyone else had their clothes on
I suspect my friend stole one of my gloves.
He definitely had a hand in it.
I am convinced that my friend helped someone steal one of my gloves.
He definitely had a hand in it.
Well. After many years I have decided to change my gamer tag to glove.
I just think it’s catchy.
I have way too many gloves
If anyone wants them, you're welcome to take them off my hands
My boss told me to wear rubber gloves while dealing with customers this week. I told him “Fuck that.”
I’m doing these prostate exams my way.
I invented gloves.
Okay, I'm lying, but at least I had a hand in it.
Why did the witch wear latex gloves when she cast a spell?
She wanted to practice safe hex.
Went to the grocery store today. They told me gloves and a mask would be enough...
They LIED. Everybody else had clothes on!
Found this glove zip tied to the stop sign across from my house.
I want to play tennis, but my tennis glove is torn.
I guess I’ll have to settle for bad mitten.
I was going grocery shopping this morning. They told me latex gloves and a face mask was enough. So i go in the store and what do i see?
The others are still wearing a t-shirt and pants!
I bought these textured gloves earlier but got a tiny bit of blue paint on them
Guess you could say I’m feeling a little blue
A man walks into a doctors office. “What seems to be the problem?” Asks the doc. “It’s... um... well... i have five penises.” Replies the man. “Blimey!” Says the doctor, “how do your trousers fit?” “Like a glove.”
Just got back from the grocery store they said all you need is gloves and a mask- they lied
everyone else was wearing clothes
What I like about glove jokes
Is that they always come in handy
Have exposure to COVID19 caused you to wear masks and gloves?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation
-Not OC-
I read that a mask and gloves were appropriate ppe for going out to the grocery store.
Well that is total bs, everyone else had clothes on too.
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
If I get a message on my phone after midnight I always assume it's about disposable gloves
because it's a late-text (latex)
There were a lot of complaints about gloves not fitting.
It was really getting out of hand.
My daughter brought her boyfriend over the over day when all of a sudden, a pair of goalie gloves fell out of his bag. It was this moment that I knew.
I lost one of my gloves so now I only have a left...
Which is good on one hand.
If you're meeting your girlfriend's parents for the first time, always wear a bright long-sleeved shirt, gloves and shorts.
You want them to think you're a keeper.
What glove size does a psychic wear?
I was out at Harbor Freight today with my dad getting gloves for welding, he said they fit perfect.
In really cold weather climates, it's always a good idea to have an extra set of gloves on hand
I know this one guy who builds special gloves for people who want to carry weapons.
I guess you could say that he's a blacksmitten.
I stopped making gloves because I couldn’t handle it
My son collects baseball memorabilia, so I got him a vintage Yogi Berra glove for his birthday.
He thought it was fake, but I assured him it's legit a mitt.
I asked my buddy if he could hit up the boss for some gloves for me
But my buddy told me to grow a pair
Got some new gloves for christmas
I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on
They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket
They lied, everyone else has clothes on
My wife and I started fighting each other whilst wearing boxing gloves and 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background...
We are going through a Rocky patch!
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