A mouse going on a vacation
He calls it boot camp.
It was a chest of drawers.
The police officer asks the man, “Sir, why do you have so many cardboard boxes in your trunk?” The man then replies, “I’m sorry officer, but I’m packing.”
Father: 'Really, what?'
Boy: 'That the potato should go in the front.'
Schrodinger says, "Well, now it is. "
But that was Ear-Elephant.
A mouse going on a holiday.
A mouse on holiday
I thought that was a little on the nose.
To make sure you always have a spare.
It could really use some devine intervention.
My wife asked, "why are you wearing swim trunks right now?"
Because, I'm about to dive into bed!
Dad: Have you ever seen mothballs?
Dad: Was it hard to holding the moth down so you could spread apart his little legs?
"People usually say you have everything in there except the kitchen sink. Well actually... [pulls out a sink for his trailer]."
I'm certain he has kept that in his trunk just so he can make that joke.
A mouse going on vacation.