I said, “Oi, what’s your game?”
He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front
Because it's rough.
A traveling mouse.
When it's ajar!!!
I know, I know...
So that their siren does not die
A mouse going on a vacation
He calls it boot camp.
It was a chest of drawers.
Father: 'Really, what?'
Boy: 'That the potato should go in the front.'
But that was Ear-Elephant.
A mouse going on a holiday.
I thought that was a little on the nose.
To make sure you always have a spare.
It could really use some devine intervention.
My wife asked, "why are you wearing swim trunks right now?"
Because, I'm about to dive into bed!
Dad: Have you ever seen mothballs?
Mom: Yes.
Dad: Was it hard to holding the moth down so you could spread apart his little legs?
A mouse going on vacation.
A mouse on holiday
Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
