He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front
Because it's rough.
A traveling mouse.
When it's ajar!!!
I know, I know...
So that their siren does not die
A mouse going on a vacation
He calls it boot camp.
It was a chest of drawers.
The police officer asks the man, “Sir, why do you have so many cardboard boxes in your trunk?” The man then replies, “I’m sorry officer, but I’m packing.”
Father: 'Really, what?'
Boy: 'That the potato should go in the front.'
But that was Ear-Elephant.
A mouse going on a holiday.
I thought that was a little on the nose.
To make sure you always have a spare.
It could really use some devine intervention.
My wife asked, "why are you wearing swim trunks right now?"
Because, I'm about to dive into bed!
Dad: Have you ever seen mothballs?
Mom: Yes.
Dad: Was it hard to holding the moth down so you could spread apart his little legs?
A mouse going on vacation.
A mouse on holiday
Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
