Did you hear about the guy who roped his camper to the bumper of his car?
His vacation went off without a hitch.
I never thought The Bumper Book of Farming would be such a difficult bedtime read.
But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.
I saw a bumper sticker saying “I am a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal”
Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.
We got sent extra bumper plates for weight lifting.
I seem to have misplaced my bumper book of childish humour
I wonder where I poo tit.
What did one bumper sticker say to the exact same bumper sticker?
We're iden-decals!
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits...
He loves being in the limelight.
I met the inventor of the car bumper today.
I think I made an impression.
Hoping to collect on insurance, I bought a bumper sticker for my old car saying, "Please Steal Me." Unfortunately it didn't work.
They stole the sticker and left the car.
I saw a car with a “How am I driving?” bumper sticker.
So I called the phone number listed and said, “I think it’s with your steering wheel.”
I rear ended a car with a Jesus bumper sticker on it.
I stopped in the Name of the Lord.
I drove threw a flock of seagulls the other day. One of them hit my bumper, flew over my car and struck and police car behind me.
I got arrested for flipping him the bird.
There was a horrible accident in my town yesterday. A kid was playing with a yo-yo and it somehow got caught in a car's bumper. The car took off and ripped the poor kids arm off.
The driver was arrested for armed robbery.
What did the bumper say to the sticker?
Wanna get faded?
How do you get out of bumper to bumper traffic?
Take the bumpers off of your car.
Saw this on the way to work. Perfect combination of bumper stickers imgur.com/6FwvVh5
I rear ended a car with a Jesus bumper sticker on it.
I stopped in the name of the Lord.
