Bumper to Bumper Puns

A list of puns related to "Bumper to Bumper"

Did you hear about the guy who roped his camper to the bumper of his car?

His vacation went off without a hitch.

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👤︎ u/Shu-di
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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I seem to have misplaced my bumper book of childish humour

I wonder where I poo tit.

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👤︎ u/Fingerbob73
📅︎ Feb 17 2020
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What did one bumper sticker say to the exact same bumper sticker?

We're iden-decals!

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👤︎ u/baloads
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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Hoping to collect on insurance, I bought a bumper sticker for my old car saying, "Please Steal Me." Unfortunately it didn't work.

They stole the sticker and left the car.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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What did the bumper say to the sticker?

Wanna get faded?

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👤︎ u/Manartguy
📅︎ Apr 21 2018
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How do you get out of bumper to bumper traffic?

Take the bumpers off of your car.

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👤︎ u/kookoo831
📅︎ Jun 11 2013
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Saw this on the way to work. Perfect combination of bumper stickers imgur.com/6FwvVh5
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👤︎ u/TheKremlinGremlin
📅︎ Sep 05 2013
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Bought a new car today..

Basically they gave me bumper to bumper repair coverage for an extra 50 a month. The loan officer told me that if I get the coverage and I need a tow at anytime, the coverage designates me a free tow whenever I need it.

So I says "no thanks, I've already got 10"

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👤︎ u/BLOODY_TAINT_LICKER
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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