I saw a bumper sticker saying β€œI am a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal”

Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are on the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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What did one bumper sticker say to the exact same bumper sticker?

We're iden-decals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baloads
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Hoping to collect on insurance, I bought a bumper sticker for my old car saying, "Please Steal Me." Unfortunately it didn't work.

They stole the sticker and left the car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I saw a car with a β€œHow am I driving?” bumper sticker.

So I called the phone number listed and said, β€œI think it’s with your steering wheel.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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I rear ended a car with a Jesus bumper sticker on it.

I stopped in the Name of the Lord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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What did the bumper say to the sticker?

Wanna get faded?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manartguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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Bumper sticker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/burnz1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2014
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Saw this on the way to work. Perfect combination of bumper stickers imgur.com/6FwvVh5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKremlinGremlin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2013
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Just got my wife in a traffic jam

We’re sat in traffic and the car in front has a β€œwatch for motorbikes” bumper sticker on it.

Me: hmmmm watch for motorbikes Wife: suspicious head turn Me: must be one hell of an expensive watch Wife: sigh

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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When my kid graduates high school I want him to go to Indiana for college.

Then I can have a β€œHoosier Daddy” bumper sticker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damscomp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I think I'm going to change my name to Hindsight and run for President

All over the country people would put up my signs and bumper stickers...

HINDSIGHT 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riskable
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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My dad saw a number sticker that said 'PILOT'

He told me it must be the first bumper sticker ever

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thesaurususaurus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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I rear ended a car with a Jesus bumper sticker on it.

I stopped in the name of the Lord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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