Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?

Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandMoffTarkan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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My wife bought me a new shirt for my birthday!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timbillyosu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?

Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCraay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Why does the Statue of Liberty wear a robe and not a T-shirt?

Well, with the extra β€œT” she would be a statute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatGuy4096
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Stained my shirt by spilling tequila on my stomach.

Something is telling me to ab-stain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stebswahili
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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A stormtrooper and a red shirt get into a fight

Despite not receiving a single hit, the red shirt died.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soaraf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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"Cow Pun - Are You Amoosed?" T-shirt redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/C…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caught-in-a-storm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I wanted to buy a camo shirt

To bad I can’t find any

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...

Long time fan, first time poster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I made some of my favourite puns into drawings to go on t shirts that I’ve put online! This one is my favourite β€˜High Steaks Poker’
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I was in a bar in Texas, when a man walks in wearing a paper cowboy hat, a paper shirt, paper jeans,paper chaps and paper boots.

Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested him for rustling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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You should put that on a shirt they said.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaMonkayMan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Cereal Killer Shirt reddit.com/gallery/j4v1c3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/polar_mane_777
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I accidentally spilled tea on my shirts today

Now all I have are T-shirts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aok76
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call a shirt that rips easily?

Tear-able

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Why can't Apple employees wear dress shirts?

Everyone at Apple hates buttons and holes, that's why they get rid of both on their new products...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayFury55
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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My wife took off her shirt and bra during an argument where I was winning

It was a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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He was tucking in his shirt after the microphone was attached why ?

He talks from his ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaggedSolid6
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I got a little radiation on my shirt.

Now it’s an isotop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brassdies293
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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My business of making T-shirts decorated with dayglo currency was struggling, so I asked my dad for advice.

He said, β€œI’ve told you a million times, money doesn’t glow on Tees.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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β€œThere’s Bean an Accident” β€” Tee Shirt I Designed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicswitchboard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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A girl told me to take off her shirt and skirt

Then she told me to take off her heels and bra, then she told me to take her panties off. And then she told me to stop wearing her clothes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yuri-123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I bought a new shirt today that has the word LIFE printed across the chest

Tomorrow, I’m going to wear it and stand on the corner at an intersection where panhandlers usually are. My plan is to hand out lemons to stopped drivers. When life gives you lemons ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forko23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I spilled some tea on my shirt today

I have a new tea-shirt now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My brother said he would gift me either a short sleeved shirt or a German sausage.

I hope for the vest but expecting the wurst.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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"Egg-plant" shirt by me. Never got why the vegetable was called that until I found out that they used to be white and look like goose eggs back in the day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stephaniehuang66
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I saw a midget wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I hate black people" on it...

I thought to myself... "that's a little racist"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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At the store, my daughter found a shirt she liked on clearance. My wife asked her how much it cost.

I said "well, she just dropped it, so I'm gonna guess it's floor dollars."

My daughter actually gave me a fist bump for that one, which she now denies doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AuthorScottClark
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?

Apollo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banana_bison
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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They only had size of shirt available at the psychic convention.

Turns out they're mediums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDave78
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Is this shirt felt?

touch shirt

It is now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moonspace21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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My friend has peg on his short sleeve shirt for balancing small white balls on when he wants to whack them with a club...

He always wears his tee-shirt when golfing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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A bunch of people said they liked my shirt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phoeniks26
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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If my name was Travis, I would get a tee shirt and put my name across the chest.

It would be a travesty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoobslikeJagger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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My 5 y.o. son walked up to me with his under armour shirt on backwards so the words were on the back.

He said, β€œI got back words!” How did I not see that one coming?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I’ve got my corduroy pants, my corduroy shirt, and my corduroy hat...

One more piece of clothing and I’ll be one whole Roy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mugsfull
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Why did the blouse break up with the t-shirt?

Because he didn’t collar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noreason13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I went to a fortune tellers conference. They had free t-shirts.

They were all mediums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberOgre
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I made matching t-shirts for the members of my fortune tellers club...

But it turned out not all of them were mediums

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Amazon has started a new service where you will get custom made shirts delivered within 48 hours.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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After showing my wife a stain on my shirt, she said I should put some Shout on it.

So I screamed at my shirt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KremDeLaFarts
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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One of the T-shirts in my closet asked the other one : Whats up mate.

The other T-shirt replied : Nothing much. Just hanging out here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Extremely unique puns - even the shirt is a pun youtu.be/dSoPYdphtzk
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Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.

I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Amazon is starting a new service where they deliver custom made shirts to your door within 48 hours.

They are calling it Tailor Swift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?

Adorable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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A man approached me, touched my shirt and asked β€œis this felt?” To which I responded β€œno”.

He replied β€œit is now”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoopyeet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I have three different levels of tan on me. One level is my arms and legs from wearing a shirt and shorts. The next level is from not wearing a shirt at the beach. And the last is under my shorts.

I’m neapoliTAN!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Bored-biker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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One Dollar Shirt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadHawk717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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