T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt

It’s because of the small arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hylianriceig
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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Excuse me, is that shirt fabric felt?

feels shirt fabric

It is now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brewers86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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Her : I am leaving , I'm sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every hour .

Me : Wait . I can change .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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Her: I’m leaving. I am sick of you wearing a different t shirt every half an hour.

Me: Wait. I can change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?

Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandMoffTarkan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Did you know β€œT-shirt” is short for β€œtyrannosaurus shirt”.....

Because they have short arms?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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I met a pretty cool guy who fixed my ripped shirt.

He seams legit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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My dog, my cat and my hamster are all annoyed at me because they don't like my new t-shirt.

I don't understand why they are being so pet-ty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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My wife bought me a new shirt for my birthday!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timbillyosu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Saw this one in Walmart, it’s a baby shirt!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/x000b
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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what did the school staff do when a student wore a shirt with a picture of a robber?

they bandit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spycrabpuppet123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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Amazon has started a new service where they deliver custom made shirts within 48 hours.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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For the first time in 6 months, it was warm enough to go outside in just a t-shirt today.

I probably should have worn pants, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyWhatsItToYa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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Once a coin saved a person's life, the coin was in his shirt pocket, the coin deflected the bullet shot at him

The coin was truly his life savings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetmemer4life
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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My son asked me to put his shirt on for him

I replied β€œyour shirt probably wouldn’t fit me”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssk-_-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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Since it's International Women's Day, I'd like to point out some inequality: If my wife wears nothing but one of my t-shirts it's cute, but if I wear nothing but one of her t-shirts...

...I have to leave Home Depot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkrjoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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Why do shirts get what they want.

Because they’re a-shirt-tive

Sorry if this is already a joke I just thought of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RASHAD433
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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I noticed my shirt had a couple of holes in it when I was getting dressed this morning.

I thought that was pretty cool, 'cuz it gave me somewhere to put my arms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toforama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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the β€œBeatles for sale” album T-shirt is... for sale, and on sale.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iebl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...

...happy days!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kublakhan1977
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?

Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCraay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Why does the Statue of Liberty wear a robe and not a T-shirt?

Well, with the extra β€œT” she would be a statute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatGuy4096
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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I am so incredibly surprised by how easy it is to buy my shirts online...

I swear I nearly shipped my pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zjunkmale
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...

Long time fan, first time poster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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You should put that on a shirt they said.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaMonkayMan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I saw a midget wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I hate black people" on it...

I thought to myself... "that's a little racist"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Stained my shirt by spilling tequila on my stomach.

Something is telling me to ab-stain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stebswahili
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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My wife took off her shirt and bra during an argument where I was winning

It was a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I wanted to buy a camo shirt

To bad I can’t find any

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Cereal Killer Shirt reddit.com/gallery/j4v1c3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/polar_mane_777
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I was in a bar in Texas, when a man walks in wearing a paper cowboy hat, a paper shirt, paper jeans,paper chaps and paper boots.

Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested him for rustling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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A bunch of people said they liked my shirt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phoeniks26
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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I accidentally spilled tea on my shirts today

Now all I have are T-shirts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aok76
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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A girl told me to take off her shirt and skirt

Then she told me to take off her heels and bra, then she told me to take her panties off. And then she told me to stop wearing her clothes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yuri-123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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β€œThere’s Bean an Accident” β€” Tee Shirt I Designed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicswitchboard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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"Egg-plant" shirt by me. Never got why the vegetable was called that until I found out that they used to be white and look like goose eggs back in the day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stephaniehuang66
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What do you call a shirt that rips easily?

Tear-able

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Why can't Apple employees wear dress shirts?

Everyone at Apple hates buttons and holes, that's why they get rid of both on their new products...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayFury55
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I got a little radiation on my shirt.

Now it’s an isotop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brassdies293
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I spilled some tea on my shirt today

I have a new tea-shirt now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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He was tucking in his shirt after the microphone was attached why ?

He talks from his ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaggedSolid6
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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My brother said he would gift me either a short sleeved shirt or a German sausage.

I hope for the vest but expecting the wurst.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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My wife is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour.

I said, β€œWait! I can change!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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My business of making T-shirts decorated with dayglo currency was struggling, so I asked my dad for advice.

He said, β€œI’ve told you a million times, money doesn’t glow on Tees.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I’ve got my corduroy pants, my corduroy shirt, and my corduroy hat...

One more piece of clothing and I’ll be one whole Roy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mugsfull
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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If my name was Travis, I would get a tee shirt and put my name across the chest.

It would be a travesty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoobslikeJagger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I bought a new shirt today that has the word LIFE printed across the chest

Tomorrow, I’m going to wear it and stand on the corner at an intersection where panhandlers usually are. My plan is to hand out lemons to stopped drivers. When life gives you lemons ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forko23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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One Dollar Shirt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadHawk717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?

Apollo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banana_bison
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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