It’s because of the small arms
feels shirt fabric
It is now.
Me : Wait . I can change .
Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
He seams legit.
I don't understand why they are being so pet-ty.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
I probably should have worn pants, too.
The coin was truly his life savings
I replied “your shirt probably wouldn’t fit me”
...I have to leave Home Depot.
Because they’re a-shirt-tive
Sorry if this is already a joke I just thought of it
I thought that was pretty cool, 'cuz it gave me somewhere to put my arms.
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
Well, with the extra “T” she would be a statute.
I swear I nearly shipped my pants.
Long time fan, first time poster.
I thought to myself... "that's a little racist"
Something is telling me to ab-stain
It was a booby trap.
To bad I can’t find any
Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested him for rustling.
Now all I have are T-shirts.
Then she told me to take off her heels and bra, then she told me to take her panties off. And then she told me to stop wearing her clothes
Everyone at Apple hates buttons and holes, that's why they get rid of both on their new products...
Now it’s an isotop.
I have a new tea-shirt now.
He talks from his ass.
I hope for the vest but expecting the wurst.
I said, “Wait! I can change!”
He said, “I’ve told you a million times, money doesn’t glow on Tees.”
One more piece of clothing and I’ll be one whole Roy!
It would be a travesty.
Tomorrow, I’m going to wear it and stand on the corner at an intersection where panhandlers usually are. My plan is to hand out lemons to stopped drivers. When life gives you lemons ...
Me: Wait. I can change.