What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around I'll go on a head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dukesinbad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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I don’t know why I have such a hard time putting on a scarf.

I just can’t wrap my head around it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Please vote here: When a prince ties fabric around his neck, is it a scarf, cravat or an ascot?

Voting has ended. It's a tie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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A scarf always looks terrible on me and I don't understand why...

I just can't wrap my head around it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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My wife and I walked past a woman wearing a piano scarf

I turned to my wife and said, β€œthat scarf must be a key piece of her wardrobe.”

Queue eye roll

β€œSorry, that fell flat. I’m a bit tired today and off the beat, but don’t worry. I’ll make a comebach.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarkovManiac
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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I blindfolded my wife with a scarf yesterday

I really pulled the wool over her eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ismyusername
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Did you hear about the emergency surgery to remove a neckbeard, scarf and fedora?

Doctors were pleased to announce the first ever successful hipsterectomy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OttawaCharlie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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The mother of my children just finished knitting a scarf

She wrapped it around her neck, and got her mouth and nose covered as well:

Me: Hey, you look like a wooligan!

She: ... (glaring..) and you look awfully proud of yourself.

Indeed I was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h4milt0n
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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If we wore a scarf on our butt...

Would we call it an asscot?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevenatripp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2014
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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here, I’ll go on ahead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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What did the scarf say to the hat?

I’m going to hang around here, you go on a head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cormac-Dockry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You can go on a head. I’ll just hang around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/an_demon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What did the scarf say to the beanie?

You go on a head, I'll just hang around here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearinthegarden14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead; I'm gonna hang around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blinkle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2017
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What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brookscorbs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You go around while I go on ahead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WorstGabeNA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2017
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