Scarf Puns

I just can’t wrap my head around it.

Voting has ended. It's a tie.

You hang around here, I’ll go on ahead.

I just can't wrap my head around it.

I turned to my wife and said, “that scarf must be a key piece of her wardrobe.”

Queue eye roll

“Sorry, that fell flat. I’m a bit tired today and off the beat, but don’t worry. I’ll make a comebach.”

I really pulled the wool over her eyes

Doctors were pleased to announce the first ever successful hipsterectomy.

She wrapped it around her neck, and got her mouth and nose covered as well:

Me: Hey, you look like a wooligan!

She: ... (glaring..) and you look awfully proud of yourself.

Indeed I was.

Would we call it an asscot?

I’m going to hang around here, you go on a head.

You can go on a head. I’ll just hang around.

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

You go on a head, I'll just hang around here.

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

You go on ahead; I'm gonna hang around.

You go around while I go on ahead.