Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
They had a crush on each other
What’s the difference between a Boa and a Python?
A Python doesn’t have feathers.
Taylor Swift got attacked by a boa constrictor...
Fortunately, she was able to shake it off.
My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves...
Looks like the boa cons tricked her...
What kind of snake wears a hard hat?
A boa constuctor
What do you call a snake building its own home?
A boa constructor.
What do you call a snake in charge of the philharmonic orchestra?
A boa conductor.
Who was the most ruthless man in the Bible?
Boas before he got married.
I'm writing a screenplay where a giant snake swallows Dwayne Johnson.
The title: Rocky-Bowel Boa
Had to double take when I saw a snake wearing a hard hat
Turns out it was his work attire...
He's a boa constructor
What do you call a snake that builds for a living?
a boa constructor
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