Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

They had a crush on each other

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Boa constructor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/birb_lady123
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What’s the difference between a Boa and a Python?

A Python doesn’t have feathers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loonmaster2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Taylor Swift got attacked by a boa constrictor...

Fortunately, she was able to shake it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StephenHunterUK
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My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves...

Looks like the boa cons tricked her...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What kind of snake wears a hard hat?

A boa constuctor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tennessean4Life
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What do you call a snake building its own home?

A boa constructor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
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What do you call a snake in charge of the philharmonic orchestra?

A boa conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Who was the most ruthless man in the Bible?

Boas before he got married.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
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I'm writing a screenplay where a giant snake swallows Dwayne Johnson.

The title: Rocky-Bowel Boa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/perverseverence
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Had to double take when I saw a snake wearing a hard hat

Turns out it was his work attire...

He's a boa constructor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parkerthedeal
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What do you call a snake that builds for a living?

a boa constructor

https://imgur.com/gallery/xq6M2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotCurryLips
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What do you call a snake building its own home?

A boa constructor

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