How do you get a handkerchief to dance?

You put a little boogie in it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Little-known fact about Alexander Hamilton: he was prone to holding on to his old handkerchiefs, even when they became used and soiled.

Whenever asked about this, he would boldly proclaim that he β€œwas not throwing away his snot”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hustler-Two
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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My 11 year old: Who is the leader of all tissues?

The handkerchief

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Who is in charge of the hankies?

The handkerchief.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arz992
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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A couple of fast ones

Handkerchief - Cold storage

Beauty parlour - A place for women to curl up and dye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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My grandpa's finest moment

I'm out to dinner with my family and my grandpa starts sniffling a bit. So he pulls out one of his super old patterned handkerchiefs and says "my nose keeps running". He then quickly grabs his nose, handkerchief in hand and yells "got it!" super loud in the restaurant were at. While he's laughing at his own joke he goes "that's funny right there" and keeps laughing and partially retelling the joke.

I'm proud to be his grandson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spawn1234100
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2015
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How do you make a handkerchief dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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