Even though I'm an avid duck and goose hunter, I don't own any calls.

My wife doesn't want me using fowl language.

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A goose talking to duck at the local pond. “My husbands gone away for a few weeks to Africa”. “Oh really.” Says the the Duck “Uganda?”...

“No I’m a goose. My husband is a gander”

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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It would be funny if a goose would play Duck, Duck , Goose with you

‘Cause even if you call him duck, he would still chase after you.

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📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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Titles are hard
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📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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What the duck is going on here
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👤︎ u/Fair_SOTS
📅︎ Jul 06 2017
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How do you get down from an Elephant?

You don't, you get down from a goose!

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📅︎ Aug 04 2017
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Pun pet names.

Pets I want to have....

An otter name Harry Otter. A snake named Severus Snake. A tortoise named Voldetort. A chicken named Kylo Hen. A dog named Barkamedes. A deer named David Hasselhoof. A turkey named Green Gobbleen. A cat named Captain Ameowrica. A stork named Tony Stork. A pig named Peter Porker. A crocodile named Croctor Strange. A duck named Ducktor Doom. A squid named Abraham Inkin. A goose named Ryan Gooseling. A heron named Charlize Heron. A goat named Selena Goatmez An alpaca named Alpacachino. A carp name Leonardo Di’Carprio. A tuna named Tuna Turner. A horse named Neighlor Swift. A toad named Demi Lavatoad. A Rhino named Ryan Rhinolds. A swan named Swan Jovi. A Falcon named Jimmy Falcon. A ferret named Ferret Faucet. A rabbit named Hoptimus Prime. A cow named Moolissa McCarthy. A crow named Seth Crowgan. A fox named Charlie Fox. A cat named Katy Purry. A wolf named Howly Berry. A hamster named Scarlet Johamster. A parrot named Squakin Phoenix. A duck named DuckleBerry Finn. A canary named Jim Canary. A swarm of bees, all named Beeyoncé. A sheep named Meryl Sheep. An elk named Elkton John. A bear named Teddy Mercury. A ram named Gordon RAMsey. A shark named Fin Diesel. A jellyfish named Jelly Clarkson. An Iguana named Eddie Lizard. A hyena named Hyena Bonham Carter. A penguin named Robird Downey Jr.

a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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👤︎ u/Clixer712
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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