The guy who stole my diary died yesterday.
My thoughts are with his family.
Dad: the guy who stole my ipad could
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket..
..you can hide but you can’t run.
A psychotic criminal stole a train. He said the reason was the voices in the head told him to.
Warning...."To the person who stole my glasses....."
"I'll find you....I have contacts."
I ran into my friend Mark who stole my dictionary.
I said, “Mark, my words!”
To the man who stole my camo jacket
You can hide, but you can't run
Someone stole the toilet at the police station last night
Cops have nothing to go on
Cement truck driver stole my identity and nobody would believe me
But then I found some concrete evidence
Last week, someone went into my garage and stole my limbo stick
Like seriously, how low can you go?
Somebody stole my Microsoft office and they're going to pay.
I stole this, sorry for the Roblox base
Did you hear about the guy who stole the calendar?
I suspect my friend stole one of my gloves.
He definitely had a hand in it.
Someone stole the tires off a police car
They’re working tirelessly to catch them
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy
I stole my girlfriend’s wheelchair, guess who came crawling back.
I hope the people who saw this have a wonderful day!
A thief in a small town stole all the toilets...
Police issued a statement saying they had 'nothing to go on'
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office!
I dont know who you are, but I WILL get you for this. You have my Word.
A burglar stole all my lamps
I should be upset, but I’m delighted
My dad confiscated my weed so I stole his plane ticket.
I guess neither of us will be getting high.
Someone stole the harnesses at the canine facility last night...
To the guy who stole my antidepressants
Did you hear what happened to the man who stole the advent calendar?
Someone stole my Tesla...
Does that make it an Edison?
I asked my police officer friend if he had made any progress with the investigation into who stole all their internet cables.
He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.
Someone stole my toilet.
A detective came to the house, but he found nothing to go on.
To whoever stole my microsoft account, I will find you...
Someone stole my mood ring.
I don't know how to feel about that.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a truck full of broccoli?
To get away, they really had to floret.
My son stole some sandpaper
It wasn't a serious crime, so the judge imposed the medium fine, payable in due coarse.
I went to subway and accidentally stole someone's lunch.
Someone stole my oven
I'm quite deranged over it
What did Thumper get charged with when he stole a slurp of Bambi's ice-cream cone?
I once stole a thesaurus.. but...
I took it back because I felt sorrowful, grieved, contrite, apologetic, regretful, and remorse
The guy who stole my diary just died.
My thoughts are with his family.
To the person who stole my spectacles. I will find you.
The guy who stole my diary has died.
My thoughts are with his family.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:
You can hide, but you can’t run.
Someone stole all the toilets from the police station.
They had nothing to go on.
What happened to the shoplifter that stole a calendar?
To the man in a wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket...
You can hide but you can’t run
The thief who stole my iPhone
The thief who stole my iPhone ....
My friend stole my dictionary
A burglar stole all of my lamps! I should be upset...
You stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you.
I can’t believe somebody stole my dictionary.
My girlfriend broke up with me so i stole her wheelchair
Guess who came crawling back
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