It was shelf defense.
I should be upset, but I’m delighted
He takes things personally.
The other replies, "Yeah, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank"
...he even has the claws.
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My wife is gonna go nuclear
Robber-tussin
He said, "Working from home"
He had to work from home.
Because they don’t want to be spotted!
He said, “Like everyone else, I’m working from home.”
He was a clip toe maniac
Because they take things personally.
To prove that he was framed!
The cops have nothing to go on.
Intruder window.
Carl had this calling card of his. When he was nearly done burgling a house, he would put a brick inside the victim's washing machine, and switch it on. The washing machine would destroy itself, and the owners would know that the perpetrator could only be Carl.
Carl's number eventually came up, when he burgled a house with three savage guard dogs. They put an end to his burglary career.
I guess you could say, washing machines live longer with Carl gone.
An accessory to the crime.
After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,
"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."
Upon being caught, he returned all of the items except for the mixing tool. When the police asked him to return it he said, "sorry, this is a whisk I must take".
He wanted a clean getaway
I hear they threw the book at him.
They wanted a clean getaway.
Me neither, he snuck very quietly
Sneakers.
I don’t know how they can sleep at night.
But I’m delighted.
I should be upset but I am delighted
I should be upset, but actually I’m delighted!
Me: "What are you doing?"
Burglar: "Working from home."
Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
I should be upset, but I’m delighted
I should be upset, but I’m delighted.
But I’m delighted.
To prove that he was framed!
To prove that he was framed!
To prove that he was framed!
