A list of puns related to "Trespassing"
...he considered them a flight risk.
Iβm on the fence.
... So we went past it in pairs. That was only "dos-passing".
But there were only two of us so it was okay
So I only walked through it twice.
Get Εuf my yard.
Explanation:
Εuf if French for egg.
Or else it would be unopassing
For some reason, the judge was in favor of the trespasser.
The man slammed his hand down on the table. βBut I have concrete proof!β
No trespassing
They are surrounded by dozens of the fierce blood thirsty warriors armed with clubs and spears. The leader of the warriors approaches the two friends and informs them they are trespassing on sacred land and unless they can prove they are descendants of the Gods they will be killed and eaten.
Bob and Frank realize they have little choice but agree they will attempt any test to try to save their lives.
The chief warrior brings them a bowl full of angry fire ants and drops one small seed into the bowl. He informs them they must put their lips in the bowl and suck as hard as they can. If they manage to suck up only the seed without sucking up an ant then the tribe would know they must be sent from the Gods.
Bob looks wearily at Frank but knowing they have no other options he puts his lips in the bowl and sucks hard. He immediately gets a mouth full of ants and screams in pain as they bite away at the inside of his mouth. Frank now even more nervous takes his turn and to his dismay also receives a nasty mouthful of the viscous buggers.
The warriors leap to their feet and surround the friends, βNow you must dieβ declares the chieftain. Just as the first spear is raised to Franks throat he screams βTria-Gan!β The warriors stop dead in their tracks. βWhat did you sayβ asked the chief. βTria-Ganβ yelled frank again. Immediately the chief and his warriors turned and fled into the forest.
βHoly shitβ said Bob βWhat did you just say and how did you know it would work?β
βWellβ said Frank, βmy Mother always told me if at first you donβt suck seed try Tria-Gan.β
Only two of them crossed...why? On the gate was a sign that said No TRESpassing
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