My wife started at me in shock and growled, β€œYou’re shirtless and also covered in… oil?” I chuckled, β€œWell, you’re always saying I never glisten.” She screamed back...

β€œListen! You never listen!”

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Why can’t you trust stairs?

Cause they are always up to something.

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Interesting books

How to be an efficient cannibal by Nora Bone

Insulating your home by Phil MacAvity

Sky diving by Willie Maykit

Tripods by Ivar Bigen

How to use a grenade by Chuck Boom

Reaching new lows by Ben Doone

Overstepping boundaries by Ivanna Hug

Silly footwear by Phillip Phillop

How to lose your job by Wayne King

That’s not the kettle boiling by Tim Whistleprick

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