Legislate Puns

A list of puns related to "Legislate"

My local council has managed to legislate a ban on all headgear

Hats off to them for getting that passed

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👤︎ u/Coolface2k
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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Congress just passed legislation limiting the number of hats an individual may own.

They put a cap on it.

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👤︎ u/Talon184
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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Canada recently passed legislation that will ban keeping or breeding whales and dolphins in captivity

Guess you can say marineland has lost its porpoise

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👤︎ u/Afraidcoast229
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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How do Marine Animals pass new Legislation? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/Malminas
📅︎ Feb 09 2019
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How do you know if a zombie studied law?

He always eats the arms first, however, legislator.

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👤︎ u/Highdock
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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Someone in the MO State Senate should introduce business-friendly legislation and call it the "Missouri Loves Companies" Bill.
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👤︎ u/Frostmage82
📅︎ Jan 18 2018
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My dad got me while listing the legislative buildings of several countries. He said, “The US has Capitol Hill, Germany has the Reichstag Building, the UK has the Palace of Westminster...

...and Australia has the Outback Statehouse.”

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👤︎ u/4DimensionalToilet
📅︎ Feb 26 2018
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Pants...

or as professionals call it: leg isolation

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👤︎ u/superheld595
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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If I ordered a Mint Julep in a copper mug

could I call it a Moscow Mitch?

Explanation: A cocktail called a Moscow Mule is served in copper mugs. The mint julep is Kentucky Derby's official drink, and Mitch McConnell is the senator from Kentucky who has blocked legislation to stop Russian interference in US elections, earning him the nickname "Moscow Mitch" among his critics.

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👤︎ u/elRobRex
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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