I keep begging my wife to wear pretty dresses, but she just ignores me.

I guess she wears the pants in the relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LOLDrDroo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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My dog just ignores me when I call him...

Ever since he got that phone, he acts like he doesn't need ne anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Why did everyone ignore the tall flightless bird?

Because he was Ostrich-sized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JPHFanEdits
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pottercron
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Let’s just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
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why did the short person ignore the you must be this tall to ride sign

he was above it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crypt-lord
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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If you get a message from the government warning not to eat tinned meat because is contains Covid-19, just ignore it.

It’s spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Ignore your mother's bad joke, son...

It's a faux pa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Why did Thanos’s people ignore his plan?

Because he was known for his snap judgments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lord-of-fail
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Not sure if this was here before, but I can't ignore perfection
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asgore45
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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My wife ignores me for 6-8 hours a day

But then she wakes up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mythic257
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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What vampire does everyone accept, but basically ignore?

DracEULA.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chivalrybean
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2015
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Just testing this post, please ignore.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainspookle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Why did the door ignore the window?

Because he was a huge pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Test post, please ignore.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainBatpants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2017
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Why does the Grim Reaper ignore the screaming of his victims?

He's Death

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faetterjens
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Pest Toast please ignore (x-post from /r/evex)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2016
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I have this car that ignores the laws of physics

It drives me up the walls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi207290
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Test post please ignore
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sashashepto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2014
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When my dad ignores me.

Me: Dad, stop ignoring me!

Me: Dad say something!

Dad: "Something"

Every damn time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DDownageXD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2013
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