I keep begging my wife to wear pretty dresses, but she just ignores me.
I guess she wears the pants in the relationship.
My dog just ignores me when I call him...
Ever since he got that phone, he acts like he doesn't need ne anymore.
Why did everyone ignore the tall flightless bird?
Because he was Ostrich-sized
Just Ignore It vm.tiktok.com/ZMJGphR8h/
Let’s just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
why did the short person ignore the you must be this tall to ride sign
he was above it
If you get a message from the government warning not to eat tinned meat because is contains Covid-19, just ignore it.
It’s spam
Ignore your mother's bad joke, son...
It's a faux pa.
Why did Thanos’s people ignore his plan?
Because he was known for his snap judgments
Not sure if this was here before, but I can't ignore perfection
My wife ignores me for 6-8 hours a day
But then she wakes up
What vampire does everyone accept, but basically ignore?
DracEULA.
Why did the door ignore the window?
Because he was a huge pane.
Why does the Grim Reaper ignore the screaming of his victims?
He's Death
Pest Toast please ignore (x-post from /r/evex)
I have this car that ignores the laws of physics
It drives me up the walls
When my dad ignores me.
Me: Dad, stop ignoring me!
Me: Dad say something!
Dad: "Something"
Every damn time!
