My wife started at me in shock and growled, โ€œYouโ€™re shirtless and also covered inโ€ฆ oil?โ€ I chuckled, โ€œWell, youโ€™re always saying I never glisten.โ€ She screamed back...

โ€œListen! You never listen!โ€

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Why canโ€™t you trust stairs?

Cause they are always up to something.

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Interesting books

How to be an efficient cannibal by Nora Bone

Insulating your home by Phil MacAvity

Sky diving by Willie Maykit

Tripods by Ivar Bigen

How to use a grenade by Chuck Boom

Reaching new lows by Ben Doone

Overstepping boundaries by Ivanna Hug

Silly footwear by Phillip Phillop

How to lose your job by Wayne King

Thatโ€™s not the kettle boiling by Tim Whistleprick

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