I don’t know why Reddit is suddenly obsessed with beavers

but, dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr-moron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What do you call a man obsessed with the moon?

A lunar-tic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hercxjo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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How do you describe bench-press obsessed army boys insulting each other while they're being shot at?

Chest nuts roasting in open fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petertree
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What did Homer say to Bart when Bart was getting too obsessed with a girl?

"You're a simp, son!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ptshoink
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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I'm obsessed with collecting old Beatles records. My friends say I need help..

..but I've already got that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Button_FC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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My wife says I'm obsessed with bread.

But I loaf it just the white amount.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsMash29
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I’m obsessed with sketching pictures of fruit, and I really think I should stop.

I have to draw the lime somewhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I left my wife because she was obsessed with counting

I wonder what she's up to now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wackyzebra43
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Optometrists can be so self obsessed

It’s always eye, eye, eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaxsee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Did you hear about the baker who was obsessed with his bread?

He kneaded it all the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What do you call someone who’s obsessed with French culture?

A ouib

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dovahjerk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I've recorded an album called 'Obsessed With Sex'.

It's only got one track, mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why are dogs so obsessed with trees?

It's like bark is all they can talk about!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilmoorman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.

As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Some people love cats, other people hate them. The pope is obsessed with them....

He’s a cat-a-holic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.

I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drogers5606
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Her: I’m done with you. You are way too old to be obsessed with being a tennis umpire!

Me: I’m only forty, love.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.

He has serious selfie steam issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?

Because he just couldn’t Lego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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My friend is obsessed with monorails.

He truly has a one track mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I broke up with my girlfriend because she is obsessed with North American aquatic birds that resemble large ducks when swimming...

She's too loony!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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My dad is obsessed with Wonder Woman, Catwoman and the Black Widow.

I think he's a heroine addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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I don't know if it's coincidence, but both my kids absolutely love surprise eggs. They're obsessed with them!

And neither of them were planned!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I don’t know these kids are so obsessed with COD.

Seems a little fishy to be honest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KeaneIsABanana
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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The Wife is leaving me, says I'm way too obsessed with Astronomy...

...I mean, what planet is She on !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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I used to be obsessed with the idea of playing football with random items of clothing. However, after stealing from a nun's wardrobe to feed my addiction, I soon saw the error of my ways.

It was a difficult habit to kick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T-posing_Jesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What section of the police is obsessed with gaining proof of age?

C.I.D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?

Lawn-Forcement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshkiba13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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My wife said she's leaving because I'm obsessed with supermarkets. "

I asked her, β€œDo you want any help with your packing?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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My kids are so obsessed with the lizard from the movie Tangled, we have over a thousand figures of it around the house...

Let me tell you keeping track of a kilo of Pascals is a lot of pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mfitzy87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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A frog was very obsessed with reddit in an unhealthy way, a frog told him "Ribbit" in which he responded with "Reddit".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagreifers
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Dear me, it seems like I'm obsessed with writing letters to myself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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How do you call a person who is obsessed with bananas?

Bananiac.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-kysla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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People tell me I'm obsessed with getting vengence

They'll pay for that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sines and cosines.

As an adult, I realized it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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My Star Wars obsessed son wouldn't stop asking for a car.

So I bought him a toy Yoda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she is up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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When I was in high school, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.

Now I realize it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while he is in the shower.

He has serious selfie steam issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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When my kids were young, they were obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine…

As they got older, I realized it was just a phase…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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What do you call someone who is obsessed with French culture and cuisine?

A OUI-aboo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smoosh_ngk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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My college girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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My wife says she’s leaving me because she thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy.

What planet is she on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chota_chotu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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