I donβt know why Reddit is suddenly obsessed with beavers
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What do you call a man obsessed with the moon?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what sheβs up to now.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
How do you describe bench-press obsessed army boys insulting each other while they're being shot at?
Chest nuts roasting in open fire
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What did Homer say to Bart when Bart was getting too obsessed with a girl?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
I'm obsessed with collecting old Beatles records. My friends say I need help..
..but I've already got that one.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
My wife says I'm obsessed with bread.
But I loaf it just the white amount.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Iβm obsessed with sketching pictures of fruit, and I really think I should stop.
I have to draw the lime somewhere.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
I left my wife because she was obsessed with counting
I wonder what she's up to now
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Optometrists can be so self obsessed
Itβs always eye, eye, eye.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Did you hear about the baker who was obsessed with his bread?
He kneaded it all the time.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
What do you call someone whoβs obsessed with French culture?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I've recorded an album called 'Obsessed With Sex'.
It's only got one track, mind.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Why are dogs so obsessed with trees?
It's like bark is all they can talk about!
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︎ Sep 04 2020
When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Some people love cats, other people hate them. The pope is obsessed with them....
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.
I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Her: Iβm done with you. You are way too old to be obsessed with being a tennis umpire!
Me: Iβm only forty, love.
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︎ May 15 2020
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
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︎ Feb 07 2019
Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?
Because he just couldnβt Lego.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
My friend is obsessed with monorails.
He truly has a one track mind.
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︎ Jan 28 2020
I broke up with my girlfriend because she is obsessed with North American aquatic birds that resemble large ducks when swimming...
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︎ Mar 17 2020
My dad is obsessed with Wonder Woman, Catwoman and the Black Widow.
I think he's a heroine addict.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
I don't know if it's coincidence, but both my kids absolutely love surprise eggs. They're obsessed with them!
And neither of them were planned!
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︎ Mar 23 2020
I donβt know these kids are so obsessed with COD.
Seems a little fishy to be honest.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
The Wife is leaving me, says I'm way too obsessed with Astronomy...
...I mean, what planet is She on !!
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︎ Feb 17 2020
I used to be obsessed with the idea of playing football with random items of clothing. However, after stealing from a nun's wardrobe to feed my addiction, I soon saw the error of my ways.
It was a difficult habit to kick.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
What section of the police is obsessed with gaining proof of age?
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︎ Oct 08 2019
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
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︎ Sep 03 2019
My wife said she's leaving because I'm obsessed with supermarkets. "
I asked her, βDo you want any help with your packing?"
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︎ Oct 14 2019
My kids are so obsessed with the lizard from the movie Tangled, we have over a thousand figures of it around the house...
Let me tell you keeping track of a kilo of Pascals is a lot of pressure
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︎ Jul 26 2019
A frog was very obsessed with reddit in an unhealthy way, a frog told him "Ribbit" in which he responded with "Reddit".
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︎ May 24 2019
Dear me, it seems like I'm obsessed with writing letters to myself.
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︎ Nov 10 2018
How do you call a person who is obsessed with bananas?
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︎ Feb 12 2019
People tell me I'm obsessed with getting vengence
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︎ Jun 13 2019
As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sines and cosines.
As an adult, I realized it was just a phase.
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︎ May 04 2018
My Star Wars obsessed son wouldn't stop asking for a car.
So I bought him a toy Yoda.
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︎ Aug 15 2019
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
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︎ Feb 09 2019
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.
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︎ Mar 04 2018
When I was in high school, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
Now I realize it was just a phase.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while he is in the shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
When my kids were young, they were obsessed with the difference between sine and cosineβ¦
As they got older, I realized it was just a phaseβ¦
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︎ Jul 16 2017
What do you call someone who is obsessed with French culture and cuisine?
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︎ Apr 08 2019
My college girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what sheβs up to now.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
My wife says sheβs leaving me because she thinks Iβm too obsessed with astronomy.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what sheβs up to now.
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