When I was young, I was obsessed with the difference between a sine and a cosine.
Later, I realized it was just a phase.
My best friend gave me this today because I'm obsessed with pigs & it is the best card I've ever gotten.
reddit.com/gallery/lkaalp
My girlfriend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
Why was Stitch obsessed with stealing everyone’s left shoe?
Because Jumba believed everyone should start the day off on the right foot
My wife screamed at me, "You're obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I've had enough. I'm leaving you."
"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.
My kids recently been super obsessed with the moon and my wife is starting to get worried.
I told her not to worry, it’s only a phase.
I’ve recently become obsessed with syntax
I hope it’s just a parsing interest
I don’t know why Reddit is suddenly obsessed with beavers
What do you call a man obsessed with the moon?
How do you describe bench-press obsessed army boys insulting each other while they're being shot at?
Chest nuts roasting in open fire
I'm obsessed with collecting old Beatles records. My friends say I need help..
..but I've already got that one.
What did Homer say to Bart when Bart was getting too obsessed with a girl?
I’m obsessed with sketching pictures of fruit, and I really think I should stop.
I have to draw the lime somewhere.
My wife says I'm obsessed with bread.
But I loaf it just the white amount.
I left my wife because she was obsessed with counting
I wonder what she's up to now
Did you hear about the baker who was obsessed with his bread?
He kneaded it all the time.
Optometrists can be so self obsessed
It’s always eye, eye, eye.
What do you call someone who’s obsessed with French culture?
I've recorded an album called 'Obsessed With Sex'.
It's only got one track, mind.
Why are dogs so obsessed with trees?
It's like bark is all they can talk about!
Some people love cats, other people hate them. The pope is obsessed with them....
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.
I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.
My friend is obsessed with monorails.
He truly has a one track mind.
Her: I’m done with you. You are way too old to be obsessed with being a tennis umpire!
Me: I’m only forty, love.
Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?
Because he just couldn’t Lego.
My dad is obsessed with Wonder Woman, Catwoman and the Black Widow.
I think he's a heroine addict.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she is obsessed with North American aquatic birds that resemble large ducks when swimming...
What do you call a viking who is obsessed with Conjunctions? A Norwegian.
I don't know if it's coincidence, but both my kids absolutely love surprise eggs. They're obsessed with them!
And neither of them were planned!
The Wife is leaving me, says I'm way too obsessed with Astronomy...
...I mean, what planet is She on !!
I don’t know these kids are so obsessed with COD.
Seems a little fishy to be honest.
I used to be obsessed with the idea of playing football with random items of clothing. However, after stealing from a nun's wardrobe to feed my addiction, I soon saw the error of my ways.
It was a difficult habit to kick.
What section of the police is obsessed with gaining proof of age?
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Dear me, it seems like I'm obsessed with writing letters to myself.
My kids are so obsessed with the lizard from the movie Tangled, we have over a thousand figures of it around the house...
Let me tell you keeping track of a kilo of Pascals is a lot of pressure
My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.
When I was in high school, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
Now I realize it was just a phase.
When my kids were young, they were obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine…
As they got older, I realized it was just a phase…
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while he is in the shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
What do you call someone who is obsessed with French culture and cuisine?
My college girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
My wife says she’s leaving me because she thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy.
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