My best friend gave me this today because I'm obsessed with pigs & it is the best card I've ever gotten.
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My kids recently been super obsessed with the moon and my wife is starting to get worried.
I told her not to worry, it’s only a phase.
What do you call a man obsessed with the moon?
My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
Did you hear about the baker who was obsessed with his bread?
He kneaded it all the time.
When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
Some people love cats, other people hate them. The pope is obsessed with them....
I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.
I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.
Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?
Because he just couldn’t Lego.
My dad is obsessed with Wonder Woman, Catwoman and the Black Widow.
I think he's a heroine addict.
The Wife is leaving me, says I'm way too obsessed with Astronomy...
...I mean, what planet is She on !!
I used to be obsessed with the idea of playing football with random items of clothing. However, after stealing from a nun's wardrobe to feed my addiction, I soon saw the error of my ways.
It was a difficult habit to kick.
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while he is in the shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
What section of the police is obsessed with gaining proof of age?
My kids are so obsessed with the lizard from the movie Tangled, we have over a thousand figures of it around the house...
Let me tell you keeping track of a kilo of Pascals is a lot of pressure
As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sines and cosines.
As an adult, I realized it was just a phase.
Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with buying condos?
He had an apartment complex.
So, I’m sort of obsessed with the moon
I guess you could say I’m a lunatic
There was probably a Kryptonian scientist named Kal of the House of Ndar who was obsessed with the time space continuum.
It always felt really weird to me how male authors are obsessed with the female body.
Always going on and on about their webbed feet and soft, insulated....
Oh wait, that's male otters
I dont understand why people say that the US is obsessed with Russia.
Clearly it's Canada that has a thing for poutine.
My brother was obsessed with the Enterprise, Kurt, Spock, Scotty, Lt. Uhura and Dr. McCoy but hated the Next Generation and all the others.
Researchers have discovered a new condition that makes the patient obsessed with punctuality.
They called it Altimer's disease.
The janitor was so obsessed with cleanliness he went insane. So they sent him to a...
I thought my wife was joking when she said she was leaving me because I was obsessed with The Monkees!
Why was the private detective obsessed with tracking litterers?
Guac block: when a girl is too obsessed with the guacamole to notice your sexual advances at the party
Why was the pastry so obsessed with making money?
He was was a dough-nut ;)
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.
When I was in high school, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
Now I realize it was just a phase.
When my kids were young, they were obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine…
As they got older, I realized it was just a phase…
My college girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
When I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sines and cosines.
Turns out—-it was just a phase.
My girlfriend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with discovering the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
I broke up with my college girlfriend because she was obsessed with finding the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
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