What do you call a man obsessed with the moon?

A lunar-tic.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Did you hear about the baker who was obsessed with his bread?

He kneaded it all the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.

As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Some people love cats, other people hate them. The pope is obsessed with them....

He’s a cat-a-holic

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I have a friend who is obsessed with the Scarlett Witch, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow.

I guess you can say he's a heroine addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drogers5606
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?

Because he just couldn’t Lego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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My dad is obsessed with Wonder Woman, Catwoman and the Black Widow.

I think he's a heroine addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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The Wife is leaving me, says I'm way too obsessed with Astronomy...

...I mean, what planet is She on !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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I used to be obsessed with the idea of playing football with random items of clothing. However, after stealing from a nun's wardrobe to feed my addiction, I soon saw the error of my ways.

It was a difficult habit to kick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T-posing_Jesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while he is in the shower.

He has serious selfie steam issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What section of the police is obsessed with gaining proof of age?

C.I.D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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My kids are so obsessed with the lizard from the movie Tangled, we have over a thousand figures of it around the house...

Let me tell you keeping track of a kilo of Pascals is a lot of pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mfitzy87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with buying condos?

He had an apartment complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blickhill17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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So, I’m sort of obsessed with the moon

I guess you could say I’m a lunatic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarveliteFreak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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It always felt really weird to me how male authors are obsessed with the female body.

Always going on and on about their webbed feet and soft, insulated.... Oh wait, that's male otters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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My brother was obsessed with the Enterprise, Kurt, Spock, Scotty, Lt. Uhura and Dr. McCoy but hated the Next Generation and all the others.

He had a one Trek Mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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There was probably a Kryptonian scientist named Kal of the House of Ndar who was obsessed with the time space continuum.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrackityJones42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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I dont understand why people say that the US is obsessed with Russia.

Clearly it's Canada that has a thing for poutine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCaptMAgic
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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Researchers have discovered a new condition that makes the patient obsessed with punctuality.

They called it Altimer's disease.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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The janitor was so obsessed with cleanliness he went insane. So they sent him to a...

Sanitarium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lord_dumbello
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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I thought my wife was joking when she said she was leaving me because I was obsessed with The Monkees!

Then I saw her face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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Why was the private detective obsessed with tracking litterers?

gum shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EaterOfSound
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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Guac block: when a girl is too obsessed with the guacamole to notice your sexual advances at the party
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_mymourningjacket
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2015
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Why was the pastry so obsessed with making money?

He was was a dough-nut ;)

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2016
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she is up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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When I was in high school, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.

Now I realize it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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When my kids were young, they were obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine…

As they got older, I realized it was just a phase…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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My college girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.

When I got older, I realized it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sines and cosines.

As an adult, I realized it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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My girlfriend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sines and cosines.

Turns outβ€”-it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with discovering the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she is up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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I broke up with my college girlfriend because she was obsessed with finding the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she is up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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