Deviate Puns

A list of puns related to "Deviate"

When my doctor told me I had a deviated septum, I asked him how different it was from the average.

"Standard deviation", he replied.

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👤︎ u/pops-icle
📅︎ Mar 21 2021
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My wife was telling me I am of average intelligence.

Now that’s just mean.

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👤︎ u/ballsquancher
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?

The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.

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👤︎ u/dunn_with_this
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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I lost a gold coin in Skyrim, so I went to see a doctor.

He said I had a deviated Septim.

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👤︎ u/Adog311
📅︎ Jun 11 2017
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Yo Momma is so mean....

She has no standard deviation.

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👤︎ u/SergePower
📅︎ Mar 21 2015
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You're so mean

You have no standard deviation.

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👤︎ u/Larmack
📅︎ Jul 06 2016
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