A list of puns related to "Contradict"
but I never bring it up.
A paradox
I wouldn't recommend it.
...it constipated the shit out of me.
I say, No I don’t!
"Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"
"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
An oxymoron
I think she’s having contradictions.
A contradiction.
I was in my philosophy class yesterday and my professor was explaining about contradictions. He said,
"For example, something that's red can't be colorless. I can't think of any red thing that can be colorless."
The whole time he was saying this the 45 year old inside me was screaming, "a newspaper".
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