Did you know there were meant to only be 11 months?

They were going to make one named Vember, but it was decided β€œNo Vember,” it was then wildly misinterpreted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electrokid08
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Wife: He is always mixing up common phrases! Therapist: What if you are misinterpreting him?

Me: ooh..Check you out for playing devil’s avocado.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What do you call the daughter of Mr. Interpreted?

Misinterpreted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewGlinski
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The basement of your house ...

is a low-cation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluefoot55
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[Pun Request] Looking for a pun to combine lobster/crustacean with a race car driver/car/track/race.

Title, basically - I need a character name for dnd, dm has required all character names be a pun, and he misinterpreted my initial request to play as a lobster race as a request to stage some sort of actual lobster race.

I haven't thought of anything, and character building sesh is tn, help me out folks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xhephaestusx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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"No, that's..."

My dad used to play a game with me and my brother that was, in effect, an extended dad joke.

The "beginner" version, when I was younger, was when I would be talking about something, my dad would intentionally misinterpret it so that we could correct him. The objective being to keep up the misinterpretation in as long of a chain as possible.

Me: "Dad! Top Gun is on TV!"

Dad: "Doesn't that movie have that whiny folk singer on the radio in it?"

Me: "...No, dad, that's Tom Petty, not Tom Cruise."

Dad: "Oh, I thought he was Rosanne Barr's husband?"

Me: "No, dad, that's Tom Arnold, not Tom Petty."

Dad: "Oh. I thought he was that golfer..."

Later, once I figured it out, we moved to "advanced mode", where we skip the "correction" and just prove that you catch the reference by making another error in response.

Dad: "Oh. I thought he was that golfer..." (Arnold Palmer)

Me: "...wait, I thought that was the victim in Twin Peaks?" (Laura Palmer)

Dad: "...no, you're thinking of the lady who was the actress in Jurassic Park." (Laura Dern)

And so on. Did anyone else's dad's do something like this? Or any current dads? I currently play a version of this with my wife where she'll put on the radio and I'll intentionally misinterpret the artist. (Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody is playing, I comment to the effect of "God, I love Styx. Such a great song.")

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Grandpa pulled this one out today...

My brother started to tell my grandpa about his plan to study abroad in Japan for the summer.

My grandpa asked "Who's the broad?"

I don't even think he meant it as a joke and just misinterpreted, but I can't stop laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordoftime
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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Texting lunch plans w/ Dad while I'm in a meeting, when suddenly...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtsjr
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