Misread Puns

A list of puns related to "Misread"

My doctor said that my narcissistic tendencies cause me to misread social interactions.

But Iā€™m pretty sure she was hitting on me

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/MuffinDoughnut
šŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type ā€œOā€.

I guess we can call it a typo.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Evilpuddingman
šŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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When you misread the memo.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Neresdayn
šŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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My therapist says that I often misread social cues.

Iā€™m not sure why she is hitting on me.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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"Dang, I misread it."

Don't worry, you can log back on anytime.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/C-hip
šŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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Signing not required
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DistanceAvailable912
šŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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When you eat at a diner YOU become the diner.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/AtLeastThreeCharacte
šŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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The first rule of flight club...

is to take flying lessons. Also know how to read carefully.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Cop: "I'm sorry to say this sir, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck."

Dad: "Yeah, but she has a great personality."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/RudigherJones
šŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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The best joke I ever wrote
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ltron9k
šŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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My son was eating out of a bag of Swedish Fish

On Christmas my aunt gave my son a small box of Swedish fish which he immediately devoured. At the moment he threw the empty box on the coffee table I looked at it with wide eyes and said, "Oh look! Now they're Finnish!" He didn't get it.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Polabeya
šŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2016
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A really bad joke

2 dyslexic men walk into a bra.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Scrjejeheheebbe
šŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Santa's favorite weather

Dad: Looks like we're going to have Santa's favorite weather for Christmas this year.

Wife: Oh, is it going to snow?

Dad: No, rain dear.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/dircs
šŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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Sad news guys. I lost an electron...

But, I'm staying positive.

EDIT: Hope you guys can keep an ion me.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/theshawsinator
šŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2015
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Why did the horse wear a saddle blanket?

Because he was a friesian.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DJ_Deathflea
šŸ“…︎ May 04 2014
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I got my gf today with a good one while talking about an earlier text conversation...

She was talking about a text message I'd sent her earlier, saying that she "misread it".

I replied "Well, you should log back in sometime if you miss reddit so much."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/squintobean
šŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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Did you know that the Type O was actually meant to be Type Zero but....

It was misread to be Type O blood. I guess you could call it a typo.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/_joshi_
šŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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