Listening to The Who Won't Fooled Again
We start talking about Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
"He must be a king."
"How do you know?"
"He 'asn't got shit all over 'im."
Dad says "CSI:Medieval!"
He laughed at his own joke so hard I thought he was going to hurt himself.
I bought some gold, but I was fooled.
Fooled by her manager, she was.
Why can't a newborn be fooled?
Because he wasn't born yesterday
A magician fooled a crowd by making it look like be shoved bamboo up his nose
Fool me once shame on you, teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life
I was fooled by a man in Paris
In response to an r/dadjokes text, I thought I'd try to get him... True dads can not be fooled at their own game.
There’s a sailor who is always finding fool’s gold
We call him the iron pirate.
My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
I pity the fool who doesnt get this pun!!
“Poor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
Why did the fool start collecting little insects after learning about covid?
He figured he needed antibodies
What do you call a guy who posts a joke on April Fools
My name is Tyler. Yesterday I got an email addressed to “Yler”. I pity the fool who makes a mistake like that.
How do you fool an idiot into expecting something funny?
A bad workman blames his fools...
EDIT: tools
...stupid keyboard...
People say I'm not quite a fool
Easter and April Fools’ are on the same day this year.
For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you haven’t hidden.
Yesterday, I ran into a Hollywood celebrity, who kept yelling , “I piy the fool!”
I said, “Hey, you missed a T.”
How do you sink a submarine full of fools?
Why can't you fool a 2 day old baby?
They weren't born yesterday
April Fools
One April Fools eve, my wife went to bed early. Just shortly after 12:01am, I went in to bed. I noticed I woke her up and I immediately said, “Can you make the kids lunch?” She was so pissed at me and stormed out the bedroom only to find the kids lunch already made in the fridge! AAAAAppppprrrriiiilll FFFooooooolllllllllsss!!
Edit: Didn’t get laid that night.
My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is.
I told him, "My door is always open".
I'm way, way too proud of my company's April Fool's bit: YOUcalyptus™, a brand new brand by Sheets & Giggles™
imgur.com/gallery/JolTuiG
I finally found it .. Rock Bottom
Smiling like a fool, lifting her veil, looking longingly into my beloved's eyes, I whispered, "A...E...I...O...U...and sometimes Y."
The priest then turned to her.
"And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"
Are those cut out lungs? Or did they fool us with stake?
My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night.
Damn near poked my eye out.
What I if told you
You read the title wrong.
Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s
They were literally born yesterday!
What do you call a three foot psychic that escaped prison ?
What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
So April Fool's falls on a Monday this year.
How to fool....
People into clicking on your post.
Google on April fool's day 🙃
What goes in long and hard, then comes out soft and wet?
I once saw two guns get married.
It was a shotgun wedding.
Dad: Do me a favour and pass up the hammerfor
Kid: What's a hammerfor?
Dad: Hammering, you fool.
If you want, I can draw you, but you’ll have to sit still.
I asked my 5 year old daughter to sit on a bench “so I could draw you.” She was not impressed with my drawing, after a nearly 5 minute wait. https://imgur.com/a/IMOR4q5
When I was walking down the street, I ran into a celebrity with a Mohawk and jewelry. He looked at me and said, “I piy the fool!”
I said, “Hey, you missed a T.”
I ran into a Hollywood celebrity at a bar. He had a mullet and kept yelling, “I piy the fool! I piy the fool!”
I said, “Hey, you missed a t.”
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