Listening to The Who Won't Fooled Again

We start talking about Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"He must be a king." "How do you know?" "He 'asn't got shit all over 'im."

Dad says "CSI:Medieval!"

He laughed at his own joke so hard I thought he was going to hurt himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluescrubs33
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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I made my wife smack me last night.

The setup: Yesterday morning as I left for work I busted our 16yo son sneaking a girl in to the house. Since I had to get to work I just took all of his electronics. Later in the evening I had a long honest talk with him. Explaining (once again) that I know he's going to fool around but he can't be doing it while his siblings are home alone with him.

I finished the conversation with him by asking if I should get him a condom supply. He responded by telling me that he had only been to second base and that there was time yet.

So I went to bed where my wife asked how it went. After filling her in I ended by letting her know that our son had been to 2nd base.

She replied, "Why would you tell me that?!"

I looked her dead in the eyes and replied "Just wanted to keep you abreast of the situation."

She smacked me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argash
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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My friend's Dad always pulled this one on me...

Everytime I went over to my friends house as a kid, when I walk in the house his Dad was always there to greet me first and ask "what's up?" and I always responded with something simple like "nothing". Everytime I responded saying "nothing", the bastard responded with "didn't ask what ya knew!" He did this to me so much that I was scared to go over to my friends house because I knew he'd ask the question, I'd get nervous, say "nothing" and him make me look like a fool again. Maybe this is why I don't trust anybody..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Claydid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2013
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