Why do stories have plot holes?

Like the holes in a container,

To let the the characters breathe and live.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Alice should have never found wonderland. But she found a 'plot hole'.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jely_ben
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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This book has a pretty huge hole in the plot.

http://i.imgur.com/PZ0P1Pr.jpg

Got momjoke'd by my girlfriend's mom while visiting them. Found it in an antique store.

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A cemetery is a terrible setting for a convincing horror story.

Too many plot holes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachpledger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Have you seen the movie about cheese?

I haven't but I heard it was greta.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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I had to stop reading the book, The Swiss Cheese Murders...

The plot was full of holes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I watched a movie about geometry

There were a lot of plot holes but at the end it came full circle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mon71
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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There's no such thing as a good story about Swiss cheese.

There's always too many holes in the plot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Classic dad

When I was about seven, my dad came running into my bedroom and manically filing through my sock drawer. I asked him what he was doing and he said "Well, it seems all of my socks have holes in them!!" I quickly jumped up and started joining him, checking for holes in my socks. "Do you think it's mice, dad? Chewing your socks!?" I asked And he turned his head slowly, smiling and said "well... if my socks didn't have holes in them, I wouldn't be able to get my feet in..."

Fuck you dad. I love you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siqsadworld
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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Why don't bookworms make good authors?

Because their plots are always full of holes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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why are religions holy?

Because every story is filled with plot holes!

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