My friend was throwing something away...

My friend was walking to the trash outside carrying something when I said,

"What is that?"

"'s just a blanket"

"Why are you throwing it away?"

"It's old and there's a lot of holes in it"

"Why don't you just give it to a priest? After all, I'm sure he would appreciate the holy gift."

Queue immediate face plant into blanket he was carrying.

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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