A list of puns related to "Differ"
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Decorating a cardboard boat tomorrow (made it today) and thinking of covering it with different puns. The name shall be Admiralable Saboateur if I go this route, but I'm not sure how to incorporate it all together to make it a theme. I also thought of Aquadisiac and "Are you my armama?" but I'm not sure if the crowd would get the armada reference either. Any boat puns are appreciated!
He sent in ten different puns hoping at ο»Ώleast one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, ο»Ώno pun in ten did.
Me:That's one of my specialties! Yesterday when one of my coworkers playfully hit me with curtains I threatened to have her arrested for assault with a thread-ly weapon.
Her: That's so cheesy, but so gouda.
M: Hearing you say that makes me feel grate!
H: Course! I couldn't just let it brie without returning with a different pun. :)
M: I'm so glad we curd share this moment, it keeps me from feeling bleu.
H: Are you stilton going on about this? It could be seen as a provelone.
M: No Whey! Really? I accepted Cheeses into my life a long time ago.
H: Well, I believe that there is more out there than Cheeses, with your Parmesan I could continue. Too bad I am bread tired, and wish to be loafing around. Good night and sweet dreams
M: Well, early to Bread early to Rise, as they say. You have sweet dreams. Oh, and don't ask Rye if I'm in them
Me: Wait. I can change.
One does not simply walk into Mordor
A radius.
I don't know and I don't care
Attire.
One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
...whereas torque is cheap.
Well, itβs black and white.
A lot.
The librarian said "Sure!! What volume would you like?"
is what they were bangin
A CALENDAR HAS DATES.
One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.
Dubai residents don't like to watch the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do!
Only a fraction of people will understand this
The look on their face when your nailing them! Bada Bing!
Theyβre both cauldron
One has an ionic bond. The other was the iconic Bond.
With a fire distinguisher.
Οr^2, but cake are round.
Waited about 4 months to post this.
Basketballs.
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean
There was a lot of cross referencing.
The position of the dirtbag
Top Detectives have been assigned to the stair case.
An apple gets picked.
A camera takes photos. A sock takes five toes.
One has claws and the other has nails
Not every kids will eat broccoli.
Snow Balls
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
that one of them is an elephant.
A comma.
A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
Because you donβt turn your back on family.
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There was a man who entered a local newspaper pun contest. He sent in ten different puns the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Attire
A tire.
The people in Dubai dont like the flintstones but the Abu Dhabi do
People from Dubai don't like The Flintstones
People from ABU DHABI DOOOOOOOO!
I donβt know and I donβt care.
Οr2, cake are round
Attire
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