Beg to Differ Puns

A list of puns related to "Beg to Differ"

My mother asked me to pick up chocolate coins for the kids on the way to her Hanukkah party. When the store on my route didn't have any and I showed up with regular chocolate, she started crying and begged me to go back out to a different store.

I yelled, "No mom! I'm so sick of your gelt trips!"

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👤︎ u/HandsomePurpleDino
📅︎ Dec 11 2017
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A non-conformist beggar starts preaching

"All of you are doing jobs to earn a living. Well, I beg to differ"

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👤︎ u/automata-door
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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They say that 40 is the new 30

Kent traffic police beg to differ...

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👤︎ u/Londoner1982
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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I'm a homeless debater.

I beg to differ

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👤︎ u/thepootastrophy
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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A non conformist doesn't have a job

He explains, "I beg to differ."

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👤︎ u/automata-door
📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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People say that I'm bad guy because I ask them for money in exchange for politically incorrect opinions...

I beg to differ...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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Many people tell me that I must love to stand out from the crowd

I beg to differ

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👤︎ u/BlackPhoenix2890
📅︎ Jan 30 2018
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A friend pulled this one on me.

Me: I beg to differ!

Him: Oh, please differ! Please!

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👤︎ u/NewLeaf37
📅︎ May 05 2014
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People think that I'm stupid because I ask them for money in exchange of politically incorrect opinions.

Well, I beg to differ.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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