That's feud for thought!
Nero, his single is fire
In chat with my project manager:
PM: Yeah, here's a beneficial time for us to be stagged Me: indeed PM: That should read staggered, though Me: we are on the horns of a dilemma Me: oh deer, that was a lame pun Me: i should just buck the trend of bad humor Me: doe! i did it again PM: ...
Then I pasted the above conversation to another coworker:
Coworker: ha well plaid Coworker: i meant played Me: it really was a clash of the tartans
So, its the day "Clash of the Titans' comes out in theaters. My dad decides to take my brother and I, (we're all big fans), so we get there early and are waiting out in the lobby, my dad and brother go to the bathroom, I wait on a bench for them. A few minutes go by and I see them coming out, my dad giggling at himself, my brother red with embarrassment, and some men behind them laughing.. I want to know, but do I really want to know?
"What did you do?"
He proceeded to tell me of how he overheard some guys chatting about how excited they are for the movie, then realized everyone in there was probably going to see the same movie we are, so he thought it would be a good idea to get in the conversation. He calmy unzipped his pants and yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" as he peed.
And that was all he said.
My poor brother.