This happened in my Clash Royale clan (Iā€™m a nerd)
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Newb8192
šŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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When food and rap lyrics clash
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/nickc211
šŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2015
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We may soon resort to barbarianism and form clans and start clashing over toilet paper!

That's feud for thought!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
šŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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The new Windows 10 theme song is

Clash: Lock The Taskbar.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/chx_
šŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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"If you could attend a concert by any musician in history, who would it be and why?"

Nero, his single is fire

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Xainiax
šŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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Instant message conversation with coworkers

In chat with my project manager:

PM: Yeah, here's a beneficial time for us to be stagged
Me: indeed
PM: That should read staggered, though
Me: we are on the horns of a dilemma
Me: oh deer, that was a lame pun
Me: i should just buck the trend of bad humor
Me: doe! i did it again
PM: ...

Then I pasted the above conversation to another coworker:

Coworker: ha well plaid
Coworker: i meant played
Me: it really was a clash of the tartans
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/kziv
šŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2015
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Here's a small insight of what my siblings and I have had to deal with our entire lives.

So, its the day "Clash of the Titans' comes out in theaters. My dad decides to take my brother and I, (we're all big fans), so we get there early and are waiting out in the lobby, my dad and brother go to the bathroom, I wait on a bench for them. A few minutes go by and I see them coming out, my dad giggling at himself, my brother red with embarrassment, and some men behind them laughing.. I want to know, but do I really want to know?

"What did you do?"

He proceeded to tell me of how he overheard some guys chatting about how excited they are for the movie, then realized everyone in there was probably going to see the same movie we are, so he thought it would be a good idea to get in the conversation. He calmy unzipped his pants and yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" as he peed.

And that was all he said.

My poor brother.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/MasterMegan
šŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2013
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