what the title says
I was rewatching In the Clamor and the Clangor where Mrs Kim finds out about Lane’s secret life. I forgot how harsh that one scene is. You almost hope that she sees how tough she’s been on Lane and they’ll have a real heart to heart and understand each other’s points of view. It’s been a while since I rewatched it so I completely forgot that she goes the total other way and throws her out. It’s really harsh.
I never see kommo-o use clangorous soul sets much in UU, and I don't see falinks get much usage at all.
With this buff, how much in viability does falinks and kommo-o gain?
Just perfected my sand team for DOU and now imma move on to another team and experiment more. Atm the plan is “abuse Clangorous Soul Kommo-o” but honestly idk how to make the set up work. I mean yeah I can use it with throat spray and a few redirectors once all the fairies and other threats are dead but idk who who are the best partners that can best make that sorta outcome a reality. The only mons I can think of are Togekiss and Amoongus but they’re good with nearly everyone.
Just what it says on the tin, really. A lot of pokemon could benefit from just one extra move. Some could benefit... perhaps a bit TOO much. To make it easier than giving every mon Clangorous Soul, try to make the moves make sense on the Pokemon in question. Here are some of my examples.
Barraskewda - Fishious Rend - Barraskewda is already almost impossible to outspeed, especially in rain. It can click this move with impunity and just win.
Malamar - V Create - Free, high power boost to defenses and speed. Run alongside superpower for a good time. Malamar is vaguely v-shaped, so...
Dragapult - Poltergeist - Say goodbye to specs pult once he gets a good ghost Stab move. Might even, ahem, catapult him to ubers.
Garchomp - Dragon Dance - There's a reason it doesn't get it already. Imagine facing down a Mega Chomp in Nat Dex, only needing a single turn of setup to destroy everything on your team.
Gyarados - Brave Bird - Giving one of the best flying types that shouldn't be a flying type access to the best flying STAB move it could ask for.
Hippowdon - Shore Up - Smogon loves stall, especially when it can heal almost to full for free any time it wants.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
Rami Malek makes a tiny little appearance and I never noticed it until now! So small!! Love it.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
