Techno Puns

A list of puns related to "Techno"

The DJs at prom don't techno for an answer
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👤︎ u/imperfectshane
📅︎ May 04 2020
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Eastern Europe produces a lot of techno, but it's primarily consumed by just one region:

Moravia

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👤︎ u/OratioFidelis
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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What do you call a spontaneous fish that loves new-age techno?

Carp EDM

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👤︎ u/philography
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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How many yoga mats does techno man have?

Four on the floor.

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👤︎ u/DisastroVan
📅︎ Feb 15 2017
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I opened the oven....

I just opened the oven and there were loads of tiny people dancing to techno.

It was a micro-rave.

I'm sorry

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👤︎ u/TheMightyJoeYoung
📅︎ Jul 19 2015
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Every time I visit my friend, he insists that we only listen to electronic dance music.

He wouldn’t techno for an answer.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 07 2018
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What do you call an Aztec-themed strip club with a live DJ?

"TechnoTitLand"

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👤︎ u/appleappleappleman
📅︎ Mar 07 2018
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