A list of puns related to "Clams"
He shellebrates.
He didn't have a leg to stand on.
Elon Mollusk.
I told them they were just being shellfish.
Shellfish
No, they are not conches.
Now my hands are Clamy!
I have shellfish steamed issues.
To be in bread .
Because he was a little shellfish!
I think I mightβve pulled a mussel.
They were practicing seashell distancing.
Because.....
It wasn't a-fish-shell
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
You're so shellfish!
Mussel memory!
He got clammy hands
Don't let your meat loaf either
But then I pulled a mussel
One shucks between fits.
Because they are shell fish!!
You make me feel so spe-SHELL.
You shellfish bastard!!
would the picture be a shellfie?
How shellfish!
Because he was shellfish
they become shells of their former selves.
He had to pay his ex-wife abolone.
I asked him if he was suffering from Mussel Fatigue.
Clam chowder makes 'em louder makes em sound like blastin' powder!
My dad used to respond with this all the time when we, as kids, would chant the 'beans beans they're magical fruit' rhyme.
He was very shellfish.
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
he shell-ebrates
Shellfish
Mussel beach.
Shellfish
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