A list of puns related to "Freshwater"
Drum and Bass...
Because if they lived in pepper water, they would sneeze.
A bassist
One says to the other: Can you smell fish?
Thats the last time I use Tide
My old man is quite a character. He once took my sister and I freshwater fishing and taught us how to bait a hook with nightcrawlers. We were perhaps 7 or 8, and somewhat sheltered, so of course what happened next went right over our heads.
Dad: hey, kids! Which of you is better at baiting a hook? Which of you is the •removes sunglasses• master baiter?
My sister and I, of course, immediately begin arguing about it. That wily old man had us going back and forth "I'm the master baiter!", "No, I am!", "No, me!". Dad, meanwhile, was laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes.
Tl;dr- my Dad is a fucking smart ass
Lee County, FL, local news announced the arrest of Richard Freshwater.
Reporter: "Officials say they've been searching for Freshwater for over a month."
My Dad: "Damn, they must've been really thirsty."
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