How do freshwater fish think?

They ponder.

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What type of music do freshwater fish like?

Drum and Bass...

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because if they lived in pepper water, they would sneeze.

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What do you call someone who hates perches?

A bassist

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Two parrots on a perch

One says to the other: Can you smell fish?

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I tried cleaning the house, ended up with a bunch of salt water damage.

Thats the last time I use Tide

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Fishing! What could possibly go wrong?

My old man is quite a character. He once took my sister and I freshwater fishing and taught us how to bait a hook with nightcrawlers. We were perhaps 7 or 8, and somewhat sheltered, so of course what happened next went right over our heads.

Dad: hey, kids! Which of you is better at baiting a hook? Which of you is the •removes sunglasses• master baiter?

My sister and I, of course, immediately begin arguing about it. That wily old man had us going back and forth "I'm the master baiter!", "No, I am!", "No, me!". Dad, meanwhile, was laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes.

Tl;dr- my Dad is a fucking smart ass

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A great fugitive name found on CBS local news.

Lee County, FL, local news announced the arrest of Richard Freshwater.

Reporter: "Officials say they've been searching for Freshwater for over a month."

My Dad: "Damn, they must've been really thirsty."

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