5 Hilarious Plankton Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Does Plankton love his computer wife?

No because she's not Karen enough for him.

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👤︎ u/ToonyCream

📅︎ Nov 23 2018

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What kind of plankton win the most battles?

Phytoplankton

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👤︎ u/icecreamlove

📅︎ Feb 17 2015

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When is a stack of lumber like food in the ocean?

When it's a plankton!

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👤︎ u/gene_doc

📅︎ May 19 2021

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I programmed seaweed to dance.

I used one of those algae-rhythms.

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👤︎ u/pat_the_brat

📅︎ Aug 05 2018

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What do you call wooden planks arranged in a circle?

Board meeting

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👤︎ u/wintertoker

📅︎ Dec 27 2017

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