Plankton Puns

A list of puns related to "Plankton"

Does Plankton love his computer wife?

No because she's not Karen enough for him.

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👤︎ u/ToonyCream
📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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What kind of plankton win the most battles?

Phytoplankton

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👤︎ u/icecreamlove
📅︎ Feb 17 2015
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I programmed seaweed to dance.

I used one of those algae-rhythms.

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👤︎ u/pat_the_brat
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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What do you call wooden planks arranged in a circle?

Board meeting

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👤︎ u/wintertoker
📅︎ Dec 27 2017
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