Hate insect puns, they always bug me...
The Great Insect Pun Thread
Start praying man, ‘tis the season.
You should hear about my insect puns
They’re un bee-lievable
Let’s just hope they don’t fly over your head
Do they bug you?
The teacher looked at Bobby and asked, "Did you write these horrible insect puns on the blackboard?"
Bobby: "I didn't do it, katydid."
Anyone else hate insect puns? They really bug me
What insect has high cholesterol
Is an insect that comes from the moon....
In ancient Egypt, how did insects communicate?
Did you know Hogwarts allows in one insect each year?
It's their annual spelling bee.
What is the healthiest insect
A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine.
What insect really stinks?
What type of insect can't stop vomiting?
My friend told me that eagles eat small insects and seeds
Did you know that most beetles are insects?
The rest of them are cars.
I found an old vinyl record of insect sounds.
I put it on, expecting relaxing ambient sounds like cicadas and such, but all I got was a droning buzz. That's when I realized that I was playing the bee side.
What insect attacks you when you’re grilling?
What do you call a small insect that bites Muslims in their house of worship?
Did you hear the one about what some insects say when they’re golfing?
Never mind. I’m sure you’ve heard it bee fore.
what food delivery service is the most popular with insects?
Grub hub
(please don't shoot me)
Whats an insects favourite sport?
What do you call barbecued insects?
What is the most hygienic insect?
A deodor-ant.
Thanks to drunken me 5 years ago.
What is Russias most secretive insect ?
My pal and I went to dissect insects in biology class. He looks down and says
I've never minded the winged insects that reside in my footwear.
Shoe fly don't bother me.
I opened my radiator to find a lone insect, wearing sunglasses and a leather jecket. It said. "ayyyy!"
I went on a walk looking for nectar gathering insects....
thats right, I went on A Bee See(ABC)
What do you call an insect that's in trouble with the law?
Which insect is the most devout?
I saw an insect that was trying to jump on a fat guy's chest again and again.
I think it's preying man tits.
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
Have you heard about hoverflies, the insect that mimics a stinging insect, but doesn't have a stinger?
I found some insects living in my apartment, but they offered me cash if I let them stay.
What do you call an insect butler
Where do you insects go for employment and food?
Swarms of flying insects are threatening people all over the city.
The police have deployed all SWAT teams.
What insects are best at math
An insect just flew into my room and exploded...
I think it was a Jihaddy long legs.
What kind of insect is scratchy and nasty to you?
I went to one of those insect restaurants, and the service was terrible
Apparently it’s because fly-tipping is not allowed!
What kind of insect helps people with their taxes?
What is the most dangerous insect?
A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine.
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