I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, "Sounds That Wasps Make". I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.

That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwolve378
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BEE-ware of the WASP
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I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn’t sound anything like wasps!

Then I realised I was playing the bee side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheifsup
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What did the Ford say to the wasp?

That MUSTANG

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rrenphoenixx
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I didn't exactly ace my "capture the wasp" exam.

I got a bee.

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A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"

"No, it kills them."

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It's actually really bad for wasps D;
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I was in town earlier on looking for some fly killer. I picked up a can and asked the young store assistant "Excuse me, is this any good for wasps?"

"No" he said, "It kills them"

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I'm not scared by bees, but I am deathly afraid of fake bees like wasps and yellowjackets.

You might say I have a faux-bee-aahhhh!

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Did you hear the one about the guy who escaped prison covered in wasps nests?

He broke out in hives.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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My wife told me to take the wasp out instead of killing it.

We had some drinks, nice guy, wants to be in a heavy metal-band

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zebjez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Picture of a wasp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teslaboiii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Do you reckon London Wasps have a bee team?
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In my school play, I played the back half of a wasp.

I thought I was the bee's knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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So wasps aren't bees, but they look like bees.

They're wanna-bees.

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What do you call wasps that collect honey?

A wannabee

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My mom got in a bicycle wreck today after a wasp flew into her shirt. This is what my dad said:

"When people ask, mom can just say "you should see the other guy. He reached down my shirt, we got in a fight, and I killed him!""

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Wasp Rebellant imgur.com/CXFzpUp
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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The only thing more cunning than the silent wasp

Is the cagey bee.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Ever wonder how wasp greet each other ?

they be like "hey wa's 'p"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8dotsANDacomma
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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What do you call a living wasp?

Is-p

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itachi12b
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Not knowing anything about wildlife really can open up a can of wasps.
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Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now"

Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.

Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."

"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"

"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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Why are wasps nastier than bees?

Because they can't beehive

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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What do you call a wasp that dresses in yellow and black?

A wanna bee

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I noticed a wasp in my laundry as I was dropping it in the washer. I decided the best action was to close the lid and start the machine anyway.

Now it's a washp

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Man held after wasp 'sting operation' bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn’t sound anything like wasps!

Then I realised I was playing the bee side.

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Got a vinyl album the other day on wasp sounds. Played it, didn't sound anything like wasps!

Turns out I was playing the bee side

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A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"

"No, it kills them."

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, β€œIs this good for wasps?”

He said, β€œNo, it kills them.”

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Is insect spray good for wasps?

No, it kills them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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How are wasps posers?

They're wanna-bees

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