I'm not scared by bees, but I am deathly afraid of fake bees like wasps and yellowjackets.

You might say I have a faux-bee-aahhhh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erebus
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A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"

"No, it kills them."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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Did you hear the one about the guy who escaped prison covered in wasps nests?

He broke out in hives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McStankee110
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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Is insect spray good for wasps?

No, it kills them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
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Do you reckon London Wasps have a bee team?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danflan89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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In my school play, I played the back half of a wasp.

I thought I was the bee's knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Picture of a wasp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teslaboiii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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My wife told me to take the wasp out instead of killing it.

We had some drinks, nice guy, wants to be in a heavy metal-band

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zebjez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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My mom got in a bicycle wreck today after a wasp flew into her shirt. This is what my dad said:

"When people ask, mom can just say "you should see the other guy. He reached down my shirt, we got in a fight, and I killed him!""

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrollingmediator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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The only thing more cunning than the silent wasp

Is the cagey bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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How are wasps posers?

They're wanna-bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/____okay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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So wasps aren't bees, but they look like bees.

They're wanna-bees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEggman1800
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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Ever wonder how wasp greet each other ?

they be like "hey wa's 'p"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8dotsANDacomma
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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What do you call wasps that collect honey?

A wannabee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faasos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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What do you call a living wasp?

Is-p

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itachi12b
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Wasp Rebellant imgur.com/CXFzpUp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeezusManForReal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Not knowing anything about wildlife really can open up a can of wasps.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now"

Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.

Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."

"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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Why are wasps nastier than bees?

Because they can't beehive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobbyLee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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What do you call a wasp that dresses in yellow and black?

A wanna bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chris_kyle_style
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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I noticed a wasp in my laundry as I was dropping it in the washer. I decided the best action was to close the lid and start the machine anyway.

Now it's a washp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/someredditorguy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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Man held after wasp 'sting operation' bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guinness2702
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, β€œIs this good for wasps?”

He said, β€œNo, it kills them.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"

"No, it kills them."

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