BEE-ware of the WASP
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nis_sama
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I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn’t sound anything like wasps!

Then I realised I was playing the bee side.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cheifsup
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I didn't exactly ace my "capture the wasp" exam.

I got a bee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2021
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It's actually really bad for wasps D;
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awildnyx
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A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"

"No, it kills them."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2019
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I was in town earlier on looking for some fly killer. I picked up a can and asked the young store assistant "Excuse me, is this any good for wasps?"

"No" he said, "It kills them"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PM-MEYOUR-PERKY-NIPS
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I'm not scared by bees, but I am deathly afraid of fake bees like wasps and yellowjackets.

You might say I have a faux-bee-aahhhh!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/erebus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy who escaped prison covered in wasps nests?

He broke out in hives.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McStankee110
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08 2020
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My wife told me to take the wasp out instead of killing it.

We had some drinks, nice guy, wants to be in a heavy metal-band

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zebjez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23 2019
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Picture of a wasp
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Teslaboiii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2019
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Do you reckon London Wasps have a bee team?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Danflan89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22 2019
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In my school play, I played the back half of a wasp.

I thought I was the bee's knees.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2019
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So wasps aren't bees, but they look like bees.

They're wanna-bees.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheEggman1800
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2018
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What do you call wasps that collect honey?

A wannabee

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Faasos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2018
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The only thing more cunning than the silent wasp

Is the cagey bee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10 2019
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Wasp Rebellant imgur.com/CXFzpUp
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GeezusManForReal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27 2018
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Ever wonder how wasp greet each other ?

they be like "hey wa's 'p"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/8dotsANDacomma
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2019
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What do you call a living wasp?

Is-p

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Itachi12b
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2018
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Not knowing anything about wildlife really can open up a can of wasps.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
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Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now"

Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.

Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."

"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"

"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mykeuk
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Why are wasps nastier than bees?

Because they can't beehive

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RobbyLee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19 2017
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What do you call a wasp that dresses in yellow and black?

A wanna bee

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I noticed a wasp in my laundry as I was dropping it in the washer. I decided the best action was to close the lid and start the machine anyway.

Now it's a washp

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Man held after wasp 'sting operation' bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn’t sound anything like wasps!

Then I realised I was playing the bee side.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ClaraLaraMeadie
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Got a vinyl album the other day on wasp sounds. Played it, didn't sound anything like wasps!

Turns out I was playing the bee side

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2canVANdam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2021
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A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"

"No, it kills them."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, β€œIs this good for wasps?”

He said, β€œNo, it kills them.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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Is insect spray good for wasps?

No, it kills them.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2020
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How are wasps posers?

They're wanna-bees

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