Wasp And Bee Puns

You might say I have a faux-bee-aahhhh!

I recently went to buy some bug spray for bee problem I had. All they had was wasp and hornet spray. So I asked the cashier if it was good for bees. She said no, it's terrible for them....

Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.

Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."

"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"

"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"

Son: "Dad, today at school, me and two friends got chased by 3 bees, 3 wasps, 3 mosquitoes and 3 yellow jackets."

Me: "Was it a sting operation?"

Chatting with my friend.

Me: Did i tell you about my friend who's an exterminator?

Friend: No

Me: Yeah he's not really a proper one though, he only deals with like bee and wasp hives.

Friend: Oh right, cool

Me: Yeah I don't really like hanging out with him much though, he's a real buzz killer.