"The Pest of the Best"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peanutbuttakong
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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There’s two types of people in this world: Buddhas and Pests. Which are you?

Neither! I’m hungry!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1o28
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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A pest control company in Brooklyn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dominicmeoward
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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No pests allowed (x-post r/beatles)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonman37
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2016
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What do you call a grumpy pest control person?

Buzzkill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pretenda
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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Pest Toast please ignore (x-post from /r/evex)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2016
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Whenever I drive past a Dewey Pest Control

"I don't know, do you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FX114
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2017
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I was being bothered by a flying pest...

I was visibly uncomfortable as a buzzing, stingy creature kept flying around my head.

Dad: It's not a hornet or a wasp, just let it bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vonroald
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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Passed a sign for "Dewey Pest Control"

"I don't know, do you pest control or not?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FX114
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2015
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The pest control guy was over today

He laid this one on me

> A Termite walks into a bar and asks, "is the bar tender here?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttplug_hotel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2014
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What do you call an annoying person from Hungary?

A BudaPEST.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chillipowder01
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19
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Food contamination warning!

Hope this is the right sub but this is something I need to share. Do not eat peanuts right now, if you do examine them carefully. There has been a fungus that has infected most of the peanut crops in north America. From the outside they look fine but if you bite into the nut you may notice a small black center. By then it's too late. The black center at early stages can cause digestive issues but if the entire nut is black it can cause failure of the nervous system and respiratory complications. There are pests that have laid their eggs in these plants and tiny microorganisms have developed in these plants. They leech into the fruit causing the black color. Ingestion can cause all sorts of troubles from diarrhea to death. These creatures are fatal. That's why you should always watch out for the creature from the black legume.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prawncracker92
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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Where do ghosts go to scare away all of the insects?

Boo-da-pest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmyb55
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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After my daughter was born, my sisters came to visit.

I had to call pest control because we had aunts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jurassicbond
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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The doorbell rings while watching TV with my daughter how is leaving for college in a couple of days

When I got back from the door she asks, β€œWho was it?”

I said, β€œIt was a pest control company but I told them we didn’t need them because mine is leaving on Monday”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talanb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I named a bug in my house Buddha

He’s a Buddha pest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jc123ucme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Y’all know why they call them pesticides?

Cause they push that pest aside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beaux__jangles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Friend: "For those of you who went camping, don't forget to check for ticks"

Me: "Don't let them stay on for too long; the clock is ticking"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witz33
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2016
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Hungarians use scare tactics to exterminate bugs

It's called boo-the-pest control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dementia_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2017
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Teaching my son well

We had a door to door pest control salesman that wouldn't leave our front porch. When he finally left, my 10 year old son says, "Man, that guy was bugging!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/80_Percent_Beard
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2016
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Why couldn't the lady bug hear what one aphid said to another?

It was a pest aside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbymack44212
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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Don't dad joke the orkin man

Orkin man: have you had any new pest problems since the last visit? Me: nope! Quiet as a mouse! Orkin man: sooo then I should double check..?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orkenbjorken
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2014
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