Pest control companies...
Do they all have a lice-nse?
Whenever I drive past a Dewey Pest Control
"I don't know, do you?"
The pest control guy was over today
He laid this one on me
> A Termite walks into a bar and asks, "is the bar tender here?"
After my daughter was born, my sisters came to visit.
I had to call pest control because we had aunts.
The doorbell rings while watching TV with my daughter how is leaving for college in a couple of days
When I got back from the door she asks, “Who was it?”
I said, “It was a pest control company but I told them we didn’t need them because mine is leaving on Monday”
Teaching my son well
We had a door to door pest control salesman that wouldn't leave our front porch. When he finally left, my 10 year old son says, "Man, that guy was bugging!"
Hungarians use scare tactics to exterminate bugs
It's called boo-the-pest control
