Do they all have a lice-nse?
"I don't know, do you?"
He laid this one on me
> A Termite walks into a bar and asks, "is the bar tender here?"
I had to call pest control because we had aunts.
When I got back from the door she asks, “Who was it?”
I said, “It was a pest control company but I told them we didn’t need them because mine is leaving on Monday”
We had a door to door pest control salesman that wouldn't leave our front porch. When he finally left, my 10 year old son says, "Man, that guy was bugging!"
It's called boo-the-pest control