Cat Puns!
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Not enough Christian furry cat puns around here.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Cat Puns never end
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Cats puns be like
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︎ Jan 07 2020
[Pun request] Need a List of Cat Puns For US Cities and States
So far for States I have:
Catifornia
North and South Catolina
Oklahomeow
Oregato
Furorida
Mew York, Jersey, Hampshire, Mexico
Connectikitty β
For cities I have:
Mew York Kitty
Felinedelphia
San Digato
Mewmphis
Chigato
San Furanciso
Indianapawlis
Clawmbusβ
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︎ Dec 17 2019
Classic cat pun
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︎ May 05 2019
Cat puns freak Meowt...
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Can anyone think of good cat puns?
I need some good cat puns right meow, entertain me
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︎ Apr 23 2016
Be clawful of these CATastrophic cat puns! [facebook]
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︎ Apr 27 2012
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has a pause at the end of its clause.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Two cats are on a metal roof. Which one slides off first?
The one with the lowest ΞΌ
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︎ Apr 28 2021
If you come to a line of cats, why do you have to pay to cross it?
Because it's a feline.
My family doesn't appreciate my humor.
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︎ Apr 15 2021
I think my cat is Communist
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︎ Mar 25 2021
What do you call a pile of cats?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What did the French cat say when it wanted to go outside?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Why are dogs better at playing classical music than cats?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What's a cat's favorite color?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What is the square root of a cat?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
so I was washing my cat and then it dawned on me
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︎ Apr 25 2021
A girl with three cats told me that she wanted to get another cat
I was confused why she wanted a hat made of forks
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Why should you never go for a jog if it is raining cats and dogs outside?
You might step in a poodle!
(from my 70 year old uncle)
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Whst is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat ?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
In SchrΓΆdinger's thought experiment, if you open the box and the cat is dead,
then your curiosity killed the cat.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
They found a dead cat on Mars.
It appears it was ran over and killed by curiosity.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What do you call a cat who walks funny but can win any fight?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
I used to be in a band called 'Missing cat'
You probably saw our posters
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What do you call formal wear made for satisfied mafia cats?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What Excel command, when entered, magically glues together two cats?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
A cat got into the guiness world record book
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︎ Apr 22 2021
My cat was just sick on the carpet,
I donβt think itβs feline well.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Catboy is a boy with cat ears and catgirl is a girl with cat ears
Since Iβm neither gender with cat ears, does that make me Nyan-binary?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
"Did you put the cat out, dear?" "The cat died today."
"All the more reason to put him out."
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What do you call a cat that has become a Sith Lord?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Itβs raining cats and dogs
So be careful you donβt stop in a poodle
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I started to pet my cat as he was sad.
After that, he was feline better.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
What is a cat's favorite tea?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
How do cats like their steak
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What do you call a cat in a vending machine
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︎ Mar 23 2021
I don't like cat puns
Seriously, they freak meowt.
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︎ Sep 30 2016
Cat pund really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here....
Cat puns really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here...
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︎ Jul 23 2019
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
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